Passing Gas

[superjoint]

Have you are an sp ever seriously passed gas during a session?
I passed some gas with Connie at Oak and 49th while she was doing her famous rimming
I just couldnt help it lol

 

[Hardatwork]

Thanks for the visual...arrgh! Did you at least warn her and how did she react?

 

[Escort]

Was it slow and like air leaking out of a balloon or was it fast like a pin to a balloon? On a scale of 1-10 what would you rate the stench? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[zlmmm]

ROTFL.

When I was visiting her I was thinking it was a good thing I hadn't eaten beans or almonds for lunch...

 

[superjoint]

farting out loud

It was a 10 on the loud scale
It was pretty stinky too about a 8
I just started laughing right after it was too hilarious

She paused and then she kept going on with the rim job

 

[superjoint]

farting

I happened to have some buritos for lunch and some beans and rice
That created lots of gas that i just couldnt control
and BOOM!!!!!!
I farted a few times in her face
The first few were quiet
Then the last one was like and explosion!!!!!!
I just started laughing out loud
I dont think that she knew what to do so she just kept on doing her business

 

[superjoint]

Thats hilarious hifi

 

[superjoint]

LOL PRETTY HILARIOUS

YA LIKE THAT STORY FELICIA LOL
THATS GOLD
I STILL CRACK UP WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT LOL

 

[Massagegirl]

I held one in for an hour today, through a whole massage, then after putting my client in the shower, went in the hall to "fluff" (felicia's right) but the smell followed me in so when I broke out the glade I had to cop to it anyway!! Stupid beans!!!!

 

[_Ruffian_]

lmao


that's just hilarious

 

[superjoint]

Well dufferin in might have been intentional lol lol

 

[superjoint]

farting

Nah to be honest it was an accident that could have been prevented if i did not eat that hot and spicy mexican lunch that day
It was totally funny though

 

[Lurker 123]

Re: farting

I farted a few times in her face
The first few were quiet
Then the last one was like and explosion!!!!!!
I just started laughing out loud
I dont think that she knew what to do so she just kept on doing her business

You'd better watched out. Connie may have banned you for visiting her again!

 

[sirlickheralot]

That reminds me of a joke about a young mans first brothel experience

This young sexually inexperience man decided to go to a local brothel to get some action. He picks one of the ladies from the lineup and they go back to a room together. Once in the room, the SP sees the young man is unsure of himself so she suggests they start out with a little 69. The inexperienced young man doesn't know what this is but agrees anyways. They get undressed, the young man lies on the bed and the SP positions herself over him and tells him to lick her pussy while she sucks his dick, then just as they start the SP lets out an enormous fart. Embarassed she apologizes, gets up, opens the window and fans the smell out the window. She then goes back to the bed positions herself again and they get back to action when she lets out another huge fart. Once again she apologizes, gets up and fans the smell out the window. She gets into position a third time and for a third time once the action starts she lets out a thunderous fart. She gets up again to fan the smell out of the room and as she turns towards the bed she sees the young man is quickly getting dressed. She says to him " I'm sorry are your leaving?" To which the young may replies " Lady, if you think I'm going to stick around for 66 more of those your nuts."

 

[kendo]

Not to be an old stick in the mud but couldn't you have warned her? I mean we know when gas is about to come out of our own ass, a quick "You might wanna move" or something would have been nice.

Reverse the roles, hard though it might be, would you have liked this person to suddenly expel his gas directly into your face.

Unlike most of the other posters in this thread I don't find this funny.

 

[Cock Throppled]

Total disrespect. Anyone with gas knows it and at that particular time, with that particular activity it was intentional. You were a jerk. You would never have done it on a real date, let alone in someone's face. You should have apologized. Better yet - you should have never done it.

 

[superjoint]

It was just hilarious
Im still laughing about it lol

 

[Makhno]

Bad form indeed. Unless you're dating a flatomusicologist.

 

[Massagegirl]

Whoa, I just found this

Hard to believe, but another year has passed. Once again, it's time to name the Darwin Award nominees and the winner of 2002. The Darwins are awarded every year to the persons who died (or almost died) in the stupidest way. These are named "Darwin Awards" because it is hoped that "Survival of the Fittest" means something. Hopefully these people haven't passed along their stupidity.

Nominee 5: [Bloomberg News Service]: A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body and an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his near-airtight bedroom. According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating "this deadly gas." Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.

 

[_Ruffian_]

^^^^

oh man, that's the most annoying thing i've ever heard