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[LonelyGhost]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainders of both the Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to
those you feel are in need of inner peace.

 

[chiefwiggum]

LOL

You da man !!!!

 

[kylle]

Dr Phil is an Idiot

I lost the little bit of respect for doctor phil when he told one of his guests that it was not "normal" to look at porn a couple times a week. Dr Phil told him that he was addicted to porn and he needed to go into counseling to kick the habbit.

The guy was dragged on the show by his fiance who didn't want to marry a porn freak.

If this guy has a "poblem" and it is not "normal" to look at porn, then every man that I know is an abnormal sex addicted porn freak!

Give me a break!!!

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

I lost the little bit of respect for doctor phil when he told one of his guests that it was not "normal" to look at porn a couple times a week. Dr Phil told him that he was addicted to porn and he needed to go into counseling to kick the habbit.

The guy was dragged on the show by his fiance who didn't want to marry a porn freak.

If this guy has a "poblem" and it is not "normal" to look at porn, then every man that I know is an abnormal sex addicted porn freak!

Give me a break!!!

If a guy is a porn freak for watching porn a couple of times a week, what would I be called for watching it a couple of times a day?