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Over the top??? I don't think so!

S.S.tugboat

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This is my very first post and I am only compelled to do so because I want to save some of you guys bad experiences and wasted $.

I called over the top and spoke to the phone girl with the super young voice. She was nice enough. She gave me descriptions of Bambi and Mia. I chose Mia, but I wish now that I would have chosen Bambi. Anyway, I got the directions and headed over.

I arrived to find the girl more or less as discribed, but I wasn't impressed by the looks in the least.

The place is in an apartment building on the second floor and in I go into one of the bedrooms. They are obviously just in the very beginnings of "setting up shop". The room was pretty bare and smelled like fresh paint. It was clean, however.

So down to business. I give the donation and don't have to wait long before Mia comes in. Chit chat was lame and I totally got the sense that she justed wanted to get it over with. Massage was very uninspired and was limited only to my back....(No legs, No bum, No teaseing whatsoever). So after 10 to 15 minutes she asks if I want to flip over. Im thinking "A little soon don't ya think", but I figure that the time would be better spent on a good tug anyway.... WRONG!

Im not sure if this was her very first time at this but it was horrible! She put a minimal amount of oil on my guy and rubbed only the bottom portion of the shaft, completely ignoring the sensation of rubbing the mushroom!!! I had to tell her to focus on the top more. I was still far from fully erect at her mood dystroying disposition. She faced away from me, with her back at my face and I could just make out her profile. She had this look on her face like she was disgusted. I just thought, here we go again... another waste of time and money. So, I suggest that I take over for abit cause she was getting tired. I start to get harder and then she tells me that I should hurry up because time was almost up.... WHAT??? What a mood killer. Once I did finish and get dressed to get out of there I still had five mins left on the clock.
Im not sure if they'll be playing the name switching game here, but avoid the girl that is under 5 feet tall. Total waste of cash. In fact, I wouldn't pay half of what I paid for the service I got.
L/6, A/4, S/4.

As for a great service provider, I'd like to thank funtime guy for his review! Heather in Monday, is awesome!
 

Coitus-longus

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Sorry to hear about your bad experience SSt. Too bad you didn't see Bambi. I had a long session with her recently and she absolutely rocked!!!! I don't know if it was a matter of ymmv or if we just clicked somehow. The session went a little overtime, many positions were accomplished and we were both exhausted by the end. Great kissers one of the best and tightest toes I have encountered in awhile. L-8.5 A-9 S-9
Very high on my repeat list.
CL
 

BigBad

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Too bad

Damn SST! I feel so sorry for you. I tried to warn everyone by posting a long thread a couple weeks ago when OTT was trying to advertise on this board that they are sooooooooooooooo good.

My experience was with Bambi back when she was at SU and reading your review brings back the bad memories with her. It was the absolute worst SP experience in my life. I was a gentleman to her to the point that I asked before I tried anything and the answer was always no. I don't smoke, don't smell, don't have skin disease, and certainly have a hell of a better time with every single other SP I have met, so I know it ain't me. Well people, now you have it. Somebody TOFTT again and proves that OTT just can't do it right.

On a side note, I brought this issue up with that Vikki at SU, and was just told that it was my own fault. I gave her a chance to fix the situation by giving me at least a discount next time, but was told to piss off. I WILL NEVER GO TO SU OR OTT. IF YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE COW DUNG, THEN BE MY GUEST & GOOD LUCK!

I hate to say this to fellow pooners, but if you guys continue going there and disregarding our warnings, you pretty much deserve to have your money go down the toilet. I have yet to see anyone post anything good about these girls. Since they are a new business, they should be working extra hard to win over clients, but they are acting like they own this town.

Happy pooning,
Big Bad
 

bambi

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Hey SST i am so sorry about your experience with mya you were not the first one to complain about her....She is no longer with us so hopefully we dont have this problem again......

Big bad you are one of the only people to complain like this i really hope for your own good you find something to do in life!!! Like it was discussed before your additude sucks and sorry to say but you are by far the worst guy i have ever seen and it also suck that you put such a bad taste in our mouth, its guys like you that destroy our out look on so many men!!!! A word of advise big bad find someone and quick cuz it dosent look too good for you!

xoxox bambi
 

vicgfelover

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I had great visits with Bambi when she was at SU. It didn't suprise me that she only worked briefly at E&R and decided to go eslewhere. I haven't visited her at OTT, but plan to do so soon!
 

Sunset

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Bambi,

Do you have any specifics regarding Big Bad's behavior or actions? Or, was this just a highly incompatible experience for the both of you?

Feedback is good thing for all parties.

Bambi, great gesture of offering to make up a bad experience with SST. Is it at all possible Big Bad was a victim of a misunderstanding and could a make up be possible with him?

Bambi, isn't it a good idea to strive for 100 percent customer satisfaction?

One last question, why doesn't it look good for Big Bad? What do you mean by that remark?
 

BigBad

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Alright Alright, you win Bambi

I'm sorry to get you so angry Bambi. I was simply trying to give other people a heads up on what they should expect based on my own opinion, and isn't that what this board is for? No need to attack me personally for it. And like Sunset asked, what does the "it doesn't look good for you" mean anyways?

Perhaps it wasn't all your fault because I was also ignored by that Vikki thing at SU, and was most dissatisfied because of that. I emailed her to give you and her a chance to make it up, but she just blew me off. I can understand that Vikki thing would not give a hoot about a dissatisfied customer because SU has so many customers banging at the doors that one less is just less of a nuisance. So that is why I would never return there again.

Actually, I hope that you and others at your place will improve your service so that others will give good reviews of you in the future. But what I was also trying to do is tell you and others at your business to increase your customer service or you won't be around for very long. And taking criticism from others graciously and then changing to make customers happier about what you do is all part of creating a successful business.

So again, I'm sorry to have sounded so bitter towards you. I should not have taken it all out on you when it was mostly that Vikki thing's fault (no wonder you don't work for her anymore).

I wish I could have taken back all those nasty things I said about you, but it is too late to erase them off the board. I promise that I will never post anymore nasty things about you or that Vikki thing again because obviously the people on this board don't appreciate negative reviews. It's a shame because isn't that half of what this board is for?

Anyways, good luck in your business, and take it easy.
Big Bad
 
EEK!!!!! THIS IS WHY I WANT MY HANDLE ON THIS THING CHANGED!!!!! i don't want to be mistaken for THIS MIA. unfortunately there is little i can do unless the 'POWERS THAT BE HERE" have pity on me and change my spfkam to AZEN!!!! pls don't mistake this mia for this mia!!!!! now i'm sad!!!! sniff......
going to me room to ....um....hmm....can we say that kind of thing on this site!!!!???? don't want to be censored you know....
xo....azen
 

bambi

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Sunset

I am a very easy person to get along with, but under some circumstances a person has no choice but to put there back up...I always go in to a call with a open mind and always give every person a chance, but when people have absolutely no respect for a person it makes it very hard to be nice....i dont know about anyone else but when someone dosent respect me i get defencive. Bigbad was not a very nice person to me or vikki so really me wasting anymore time on this with him is pointless........

I have no problem with people giving their feed back on my service or any of the other girls that work with me. i think their is always room for change and encourage it 100%.

As far as making anything up to bigbad it wont happen i did my job as good as i could.

Bigbad i have never said anything rude to you until your last posting of me about 2 weeks ago, in all my life i have never had anyone talk about me in such a hateful way..and i no longer wish to have this conversation!!!!!!

Bambi
 

Hennesy

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Azen,

I don’t think many are really going to confuse you with the Mia’s of the world. But if you’re concerned about the “mia” handle, turn it from name into an acronym. Create a signature for yourself something like “mia = Meautiful Ixciting Azen”. Except have it make sense, of course. Somebody creative should be able to come up with a M___ I____ Azen that’s catchy.
 
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