Out of curiousity

[LM987]

Back in the day I taught this young guy how to play guitar, he passed recently but my royalty checks should still be coming in.
RIP Eddie.

 

[Bridge]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Shylock is my name ... oooh those ducats!!!

 

[Fullhouse]

I keep the windows uncovered for a reason. I like to peep in and beat off once in a while. I have busted many a nut watching you with many of my lovely ladies. You are a true stallion I must say.

OMG, and here I thought that you were a SPCA inspector - checking up on all the pussies.

 

[80watts]

Going back to my 9th grade enlish teacher, who was reading the Provincial newpaper, told the class the secondary job that men had was mercenary for hire....