Our SP's Look Rating System

[Verb]

I believe we should rate SPs from this chart to avoid confusion.

please correct me or input your own suggestions...LoL

10/10 is for our dreamstars....

9/10 is for super models...

8/10 is reserved for britney, christina and maybe a really hot looking SP

7/10 is for a hot SP

6/10 is for a above average SP

5/10 average SP

4/10 below average sp

3/10 sp did way too much crack and she thought she is some hot shit.

2/10 Moma drank too much while she is still inside her.

1/10 Don't beat her with a ugly stick cause she will do it to herself.

 

[hitrack]

8/10 is reserved for britney, christina and maybe a really hot looking SP


1/10 Don't beat her with a ugly stick cause she will do it to herself.

for #8 she's still high up on my "ta boink" list.

or for #1 you could say her mug went a few rounds with this things front bumper.

 

[The Player]

hitrack, the Mack truck,what model is that?Never seen that one before.

 

[Massagegirl]

Nope, won't work.

Sorry but I don't think your rating system will cut it, thanks for bringing it up though! I made a few realistic changes in brackets, hope you don't mind.

10/10 is for our dreamstars....(nope, chicks that hot will move on in 2 min)

9/10 is for super models...(ditto but 2 weeks)

8/10 is reserved for britney, christina and maybe a really hot looking SP (also ditto, as most people find them 10's)

7/10 is for a hot SP (this works for 10/10, lets call them flawless)

6/10 is for a above average SP (9/10)

5/10 average SP (8/10)

(~average but a few minor flaws eg, nose a bit to big 7/10)

(~average but with a big flaw 6/10)

4/10 below average sp (tired looking wth stringy unkept hair 5/10)

~~~ (shouldn't be in this business 4/10)

3/10 sp did way too much crack and she thought she is some hot shit. (ok)

2/10 Moma drank too much while she is still inside her. (don't get it, lots of people had alcoholic moms and they are still hot.)

1/10 Don't beat her with a ugly stick cause she will do it to herself. (Rhea Pearlman look-alikes)

 

[Escort]

I believe the range of 5-7 is where all the confusion occurs. Is 5 the mean or the medium? Most people would rate an average looking girl 6 while a plain girl 5. Hardly anybody would think a 6 or 7 as above average. Why should SPs be rated on a different scale than civilians? Let's face it, there is no way a standardized scale can be incoporated into the universal world of pooners. Looks are always subjective then there's the issue of whether 5 is average or plain. As seen in the favourite pornstar thread everyone has different types. That's why I don't agree with numeric ratings. Maybe a more effective way of describing looks would be to compare an SP's looks to a well known celebrity. Looks: As hot as Charlize Theron/Jennifer Lopez/Jessica Simpson/Renee Zellweger/Rhea Pearlman etc

 

[hitrack]

hitrack, the Mack truck,what model is that?Never seen that one before.

I dunno I just googled it. Although it looks like it's from the 50's.

 

[LonelyGhost]

this is just perfect thanks ...

all those who agree, raise your twigs ...

 

[Massagegirl]

I believe the range of 5-7 is where all the confusion occurs. Is 5 the mean or the medium? Most people would rate an average looking girl 6 while a plain girl 5. Hardly anybody would think a 6 or 7 as above average. Why should SPs be rated on a different scale than civilians? Let's face it, there is no way a standardized scale can be incoporated into the universal world of pooners. Looks are always subjective then there's the issue of whether 5 is average or plain.

Good point Escort, Sp's should be rated the same as civilians!!

 

[5punki]

i agree with that. I use 5 as the norm on my scale. I subtract for wieght, facial looks and other things i find untasteful. Add for tasteful things.. breast size, eyes.. smile face in general etc.

 

[LonelyGhost]

I'd kick Brittany out of bed for her!

 

[kehoe]

Giddyup to that!

 

[50 Mile Radius]

my two cents,

I never liked the rating systems used here(in fact i hate them, it seems so degrading because looks are so subjective)....I only base my decisions on how I am attracted to SP's. . I mean we could have ratings from a 5 to a 9 for the same girl from differnt guys....

but i realize this is a review board, and establishing these ratings may help some guys....

:-(

 

[Escort]

L2L brings up a very valid point with illustrations too! An SP can be a 7 one day and a 9 another day. It's a weird concept but oh so true.
Here's an idea: Step 1: Look crappy for client A,
Step 2: Look hot for client B.
Step 3: Wait and watch A & B argue over how each other have no idea what they're talking about.
heh heh heh.

 

[OTR2]

I like

#7 first

Amen to that sister!

 

[Lolita]

All subjective. I tought we all went through this.

 

[Verb]

hifisex....


I give you a 10 for the post... LoL

 

[wilde]

Looks are subjective to a point

Most people, I hope, will agree with me that they would not mind having a session with hifi's #10 to 5. Some people, not including myself, may find #4 desirable (perhaps those who are into BBW). But that is where the grey area ends as far as I am concerned. Anyone who would go for #3 to 1 has got to be a shill or something.

 

[wackyboy]

Re: Nope, won't work.

1/10 Don't beat her with a ugly stick cause she will do it to herself. (Rhea Pearlman look-alikes)

Nope.

Rheah Pearlman is a 6

 

[wackyboy]

Hifi

Courtney Love is a 10 for SWs on the low track. I had a dream about her the other night. She was my ex-girfriend and thought she was too good for me. Even in my dreams i strike out

 

[whatname]

Beauty is in the eye of a beholder,but ugly is just plain ugly! A "5" in the real world might only be a "3" for an SP....I would think we'd hold them to higher standards.You really know it's attitude that matters most,as long as they ain't bad,have a smile on their face and don't stink,you'd give them a try.A fantasy,well,that's another story.....or how much you've had to drink.Sure,I'd say a rating is better than none.