Our little secrets

[Discombobbled]

So for the last several days we've been having problems with our phone. We have been getting messages but the phone doesn't ring. I work at home so this can be problematic. So today my wife tells me that several days ago the cat 'pushed' the phone into the bathtub.

Don't get me wrong but 'WTF'? For those of you who don't know me, I'm not one of those abusive fucks, and I couldn't care less about the $100.00 that's needed to replace the phone, so I'm not sure why she felt the need to keep this a secret. So the issue is this', why do we hold these type of secrets? Thinking about it, I'd probably do the same thing myself' WTF?

 

[hitrack]

I'm confused as a mo-fo

What secret??

That you didn't give yer ol lady a back hand for not telling you.

That you didn't slice the cats balls off for pushing the phone into the drink.

That you only have one phone in the house and keep it in the shitter.

It's good to blow off a little steam now and then. I suggest you work your ol lady over like the heavy bag for not telling ya, then go buy a cool new fancy phone and don't keep it in the shitter.

 

[richrad]

confused about wut u are trying to say

 

[Discombobbled]

confused about wut u are trying to say

Why do we choose to keep secrets that are essentily irrelavant?

 

[Discombobbled]

I'm confused as a mo-fo

What secret??

That you didn't give yer ol lady a back hand for not telling you.

That you didn't slice the cats balls off for pushing the phone into the drink.

That you only have one phone in the house and keep it in the shitter.

It's good to blow off a little steam now and then. I suggest you work your ol lady over like the heavy bag for not telling ya, then go buy a cool new fancy phone and don't keep it in the shitter.

Bravo HT!!!

 

[Discombobbled]

Bravo HT!!!

Just bought a kick ass GE 2.4 GHZ that comes with two phones included Woo hoo! One for the shitter and one for the kitchen. Boy I'm happy!

 

[Bruddha]

One for the shitter ...

Let me be the first to say ... I will not be calling you Bro.

 

[Discombobbled]

Touche'. !!!!

 

[hornydude]

Pure Hitrack gold!

It's good to blow off a little steam now and then. I suggest you work your ol lady over like the heavy bag for not telling ya, then go buy a cool new fancy phone and don't keep it in the shitter.

Yeah, I mean, c'mon...sort your problems out like a fuckin' man, already

 

[Discombobbled]

Yeah, I mean, c'mon...sort your problems out like a fuckin' man, already

Yeah thanks so much! Now i have to listen to fuckin Cheryl Crow and her friends! I recognize that I brought this upon myself but she is cooking thanksgiving dinner right now. I suppose everything has it's price? She's trying to edit this post as we speak !!!!

 

[stryker]

Yeah, I mean, c'mon...sort your problems out like a fuckin' man, already

It seems his SO wears the pants in the family and he likes it when he's made to scream like a little girl That and having the furnace guy have his way with him

 

[bigguy]

Yo Discombobbled

Is it me or am I missing something? From where I am sitting at this PERB table, you come across as one very strange individual. Strange as in very weird. You might just force me to explore how to put you on my Ignore List.

bigguy

 

[Discombobbled]

Is it me or am I missing something? From where I am sitting at this PERB table, you come across as one very strange individual. Strange as in very weird. You might just force me to explore how to put you on my Ignore List.

bigguy

Yes, I am strange. But it makes for some good reading doesn't it?

 

[Discombobbled]

It seems his SO wears the pants in the family and he likes it when he's made to scream like a little girl That and having the furnace guy have his way with him

Stryker, lets not travel down this sordid road. I've always shown you respect, please do the same.

 

[stryker]

Stryker, lets not travel down this sordid road. I've always shown you respect, please do the same.

Hey Dis,no disrespect intended,what ever floats your boat,I just get a good chuckle out of your posts

 

[Discombobbled]

Hey Dis,no disrespect intended,what ever floats your boat,I just get a good chuckle out of your posts

It's all good.

 

[bigguy]

Yo Discombobbled

Good reading??? Most definitely NOT in my book. More disturbing than entertaining. But, Stryker appears to be entertained by your "stuff."

bigguy

 

[Discombobbled]

Good reading??? Most definitely NOT in my book. More disturbing than entertaining. But, Stryker appears to be entertained by your "stuff."

bigguy

Hey Bigguy,
Come on lighten up! My man is all pissed up and and is just fuckin' around havin a good time. Take a pill or better yet--don't engage--skip on by.....smoke a big fatty or something. You never been all polluted and felt like stiring the pot a wee bit? Sheesh!! All this is just a figment of everyone's imagination anyhow!
Oh no, he might think I'm weird and disturbed too Ooops, I should be more careful with my inside voice...

Discombobbled's wife

 

[hornydude]

Pic

Btw, can you post a pic of your wife? I'm curious to see if she's a hottie

 

[schizo_man]