Our Handles And What They Mean

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Hoops

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My first time was after my bball game w my cutie Chinese gf. She was a spinner with B cups! And she had the greatest smile and laugh. I made her laugh a lot.
She had delicate pussy hair that was very sparse - yum.

We were making out on the stage in the gym - behind curtains. Waited til everyone left and I entered her dripping wet pussy slowly and gently cause she was sooo tight, but not a virgin (thank God). After about 10 of the best strokes I've ever had in my life we heard some noises - dammit! It was a girls team coming in for practice. I would've been happy to take center stage, but we quickly pulled up our clothes and ducked out.
My first time and I didn't even get to come, but I scored during the game and after.
Hoops

ps: She told me that I fucked her about 8 strokes longer than the first guy that fucked her. He came almost as soon as he entered.
ps2: This was bareback. We were young, naive, stupid and horny. Also, too embarassed to buy condoms. Kids have it so good today. They give them away for free at school.
 
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ScottyTwoHotty

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stiffdeadman said:
mine comes from my involvement with the funeral business. i have seen thousands of dead people from babies to 100 year olds. i have seen death in so many different forms, from a man who was burnt alive, to an east indian who was shot seven times, to numerous goofs who hung themselves. i have embalmed over 300 people. to this day and probably for the rest of my life it is the most interesting thing i've done. how many of you can say they've had their hands inside a man's chest cavity cutting through fat and muscle to find the brachial and femural arteries??? i don't think anyone. i guess you could say it's the one thing i can say that separates me from the masses, hence the choice for a nickname. at present i am not in the business anymore, and each and every day i miss it a little more as i have to deal with more and more of the idiotic live assholes that walk this planet. i guess you cold say being around death relieved the stress of all the crap that you have to put up with the living.
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DeaAphrodite

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Dea means "nurturing goddess".

Aphrodite is the name of the Goddess of love, beauty and lust (Venus is her Roman name).

So my name means Dea, daughter of Aphrodite, nurturing love goddess.
 
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MRGREEN said:
Mr Green.......Not from Reservoir Dogs, but from a liking of the herb.....
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Parsley? You like parsley that much? It just has to be parsley that your talking about.
 
sushiman

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sushiman

After a particularly enjoyable session one evening, I suggested we take in some - you guessed it - sushi. At that time perb had just spun off from terb and a new name was warranted.

My date of the evening dubbed me "sushiman" as we noshed through the sashimi and other delectables. ;) For some forgotten reason the name was never started with an uppercase S.

sushi
 
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Stew

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Stew....cuz it is hard to type bouillabaisse (I know, sometimes more chowder than stew) all the time and get it right more than a quarter of the time.

Stew
 
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sexysynners

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mine is easy!

mmmmmmmmmmegan, as in yummy, appetizing, melt in your mouth, finger licking good....
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Megan Synn is used for porn & other delicious adventures. ;) Also easier than mmmmmegan. :D
 
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SoftHandsAnne

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Well... ;)

Interesting (?) anecdote... I almost called myself Ishtar:

http://www.delaplata.net/articles/History_of_sexuality#Mesopotamia

However, I felt the reference would have been too vague to have meant anything. Vague is good for literary or poetic references, not in marketing when you have the 2.3 seconds to convey a succinct idea ;)

Originally, I was going to be a "massage plus" gal, hence the "SoftHands." That wasn't available in the gmail realm, so I added my "usual" moniker reserved for nefarious purposes (actually my middle name), and Soft Hands Anne was presented to the world.

Why did I move on from the "massage plus"? Well... um... *cough*... I just couldn't... er... help it ;)
 
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Walk Softly

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Walk Softly

Just part of an old witticism I always liked...Walk softly and carry a big stick! This was mostly to do with lurking here for a while before joining.The sig. line comes from: "better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and prove it." (an admonishment I think particularly appropriate for some posters here on PERB!);)

Cheers all!
 
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totravel

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Mine is a holdover from when I joined TERB in Aug 2001. TO=Toronto +travel because I used to go there to do most of my hobbying.

It's funny seeing both Hitrack and Hatrick on this thread, for awhile (when I used to just casually lurk) it was easy to confuse the two.
 
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