Our Handles And What They Mean
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i am a huge fan of family guy and in one of the episodes stewie was watching the TV and the smurfs were on and they had a conversation about smurfing smurfette in the parking alot. so my name is a honor of that skit.
Have done first aid for the past 27 years, and was told that we are less likely to get injured on the job. Got the nickname from a first aid class 20 years ago.
Man, I would totally smurf that! She is so smurfing hot, and I hear she'll smurf with a smurf and then smurf your smurf without smurfing first! When I heard that, all I could say was smurf yeah!planetsmurf said:
Thats a kewl site 1/4 miler !!Quarter Mile'r said:It should be self explanatory but if not...........
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If you've ever heard any "little Johnny" jokes, you'll have a pretty good idea of my personality. I changed the spelling to have a little originality, but it seems people just assume I don't know how to spell. Oh well, people are never able to spell my real name correctly anyways.
Oh well, people are never able to spell my real name correctly anyways.because I'm old-fashioned in a "suck your balls" kind of way... and I like old cars, not so much Bel Airs, more the Duster, Valiant slant 6 kind of way.
My first car was a Valiant with the slant 6 and the push-button automatic on the dash. Ferrari red it was.ms.belair said:
The Torqueflite gearbox was supposed to be the best gearbox ever made. But I came home wasted one night in the middle of winter and forgot to take the thing out of 'drive'. I lived in the interior back then, and winters are cold. Ya can't start an automatic unless its in park. SO. It froze in 'drive' and I had to wait until a warm day in spring before I could drive that fucker again!
Did you know that pushin "R(everse)" on those old pushbutton automattics while doing 70 mph will not put you in reverse. Thanks god for that cuz I tried it.
LOL,,showing your age there FuZnNuTsFuZzYknUckLeS said:My first car was a Valiant with the slant 6 and the push-button automatic on the dash. Ferrari red it was.
The Torqueflite gearbox was supposed to be the best gearbox ever made. But I came home wasted one night in the middle of winter and forgot to take the thing out of 'drive'. I lived in the interior back then, and winters are cold. Ya can't start an automatic unless its in park. SO. It froze in 'drive' and I had to wait until a warm day in spring before I could drive that fucker again!
oh yes, the back seat of the '61 monterey was absolutely excellent for mobility and all other sorts of reasons. Unfortunately that car also needed the brake fluid, transmission fluid and motor oil checked every time I filled up. Very thirsty automobile. Loved her while I had her. oh yes. Just a car though. still...
Mine is symbolic of an as yet unfulfilled quest
(one of these months I'll meet someone who wow's me!)
(funny thing is, that perhaps 60% of all working girls could potentially be that person)
(one of these months I'll meet someone who wow's me!)
(funny thing is, that perhaps 60% of all working girls could potentially be that person)
Mine is pretty simple too,I am EXOTIC and I am such an ANGEL... LOL Good girls can be BAD too!!!
ANGEL... LOL Good girls can be BAD too!!! - Status
