Other People's Sex Toys

[Volpina Vance]

A couple of years ago, I stumbled out of my room after a night of studying to wash my face. On lifting my head slightly from the sink, I was mildly startled to discover a plastic pussy two inches from my nose. My quiet male roommate apparently owned a FleshLight and had forgotten it in the bathroom. Straightening up my from my initial shock, I blinked at the thing a couple of times and bent down again to inspect it. It looked like it had fallen behind his bed - there were little bits of fuzz on the surface here and there that I imagined were difficult to clean off of that sort of plastic. I went about my business, and in the morning the FleshLight was gone.

I did laughingly tell my mom about it, and then had to convince her my roommate hadn't left it as a hint. :doh:

What are your experiences with discovering other people's sex toys?

 

[Volpina Vance]

Absolutely nobody? My...

 

[Elmore]

I would be pretty surprised if sex toys were common for straight men.

 

[violetblake]

This is kinda related, once a group of friends and I had gone on a weekend holiday. We were in my hotel room getting ready to go out, and one friend looks at my toothbrush holder and says "Jeeze did you really have to bring this for a weekend trip?!" Thinking it was a vibrator! lol. Personally I thought it looked like a rocket ship But I can see where one might get confused lol.

 

[rhydogg]

I'm traumatized from what I found "cause of whom's it was"! I think I'll leave it at that but I had to do the same initial bend down before I realized what I was staring at... Then jumped back and almost puked/gaged anyways!

 

[KewtKylie]

I'll have to remember not to have toys in my carry-on when flying. Airport security must love rummaging through bags to find our deep buried treasures. I heard of a case where a vibrator turned on and security tracked it down. I wonder who was more embarrassed... and no it wasn't me.

 

[zenoofelea]

A couple of years ago, I stumbled out of my room after a night of studying

What are you studying Ms Vance? Where do you want to be 10 years from now?

 

[Flanders]

I think that men may feel some stigma and that's a shame, because masturbation is pretty awesome.

true dat...

 

[LADY-VIA]

I HAD THE MOST ENJOYABLE TRIP BACK TO VANCOUVER AFTER A TOUR IN VICOTIRA IN THE DAYS OF TIANNA It was years ago.. when we had a harsh winter and plenty of the fucking snow I LOVE SO MUCH!!!! :fear: I had a very important birthday party I promised I would not miss (kid sis) and planned my trip to make sure I was there on time.

Well that lovely snow caused my sea plane to make an emergency landing.. due to poor visiblity and I landed beside some random dock kind of in the middle of no where.. ----- LOVING LIFE while I truck through the snow to get to the shuttle that was sent for us to take us to the big airport. So it did not even dawn on me to rearrange my suitcases..

While on tour I tend to bring protien snacks... and I had a can of fish at the bottom of my carry on. I PACKED IN A HURRY, when I left the hotel.. and wasnt prepared to go the the big airport. My carry on was also full of excess naughty stuff !!!! SO OF COURSE IM BAFFLED WHEN MY BAG KEEPS BEEPING.. HEART SINKING--- CAUSE i KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO SEARCH IT..... at this time theres a big line up of people due to all the planes being late ect... no one is happy Im holding up the line and all were wondering what the hold up was !!!!....I swear I could feel the eyes on the back of my neck.. and they sent shivers right through me as my bag was opened -------------------and the world was emptied out for all to see !!! ---FUCK ME .:doh: Condoms... shoes outfits.. ect ect ect....

I was even asked what I was doing in victoria.. I said visiting my boyfriend as I tried to manage some sort of lobsterfaced smile...

He did not look impresssed with me.. and even took extra time to go through my thigh high boots and all..

FABULOUS TRIP BACK.... FABULOUS !!!

 

[Flanders]

Does LAG having InTheBum's picture taped to his ceiling count? Very disturbing :nod:

How do you know there's a picture on LAG's ceiling? Isn't your face usually pushed into the pillow when you are visiting? hahaha



You kinda' set yourself up for that one...

 

[Elmore]

I think that men may feel some stigma and that's a shame, because masturbation is pretty awesome.

That is not so much what I was thinking. Guys can be pretty simple and I figured they opedt for the more conventional forms of masturbation.

 

[PlayfulAlex]

That is not so much what I was thinking. Guys can be pretty simple and I figured they opted for the more conventional forms of masturbation.

Excellent point...the whole toys business is such a huge gimmick, such an enormous cash-grab...and most of us are dumb enough to pay hundreds of dollars for a toy that will ultimately give us no more satisfaction than a few slippery fingers!

 

[zenoofelea]

How do you know there's a picture on LAG's ceiling? Isn't your face usually pushed into the pillow when you are visiting? hahaha



You kinda' set yourself up for that one...

You forgot to mention the little homosexual likes to nibble on the lace around the edge of the pillow when he's being pegged.

 

[zenoofelea]

LMAO....get as many shots in as possible huny, Mod-2 is coming for you! ound: Hey it was nice seeing you again

Has he ever cum for you? He told me your blowjobs get a little toothy at times but you make good eye contact and slobber alot. Do you work out of a motel?