Oshean Media Productions - Job Advertisement

[pussy pumper]

ANybody looking for a par-time job? Developing, maintaining and Serving Web sites with adult content - Looks like Oshean was looking for a webpage manager on the Canada Job Bank! This really cracks me up!

http://66.102.9.104/search?q=cache:...+oshean+in+winnipeg&hl=en&gl=ca&ct=clnk&cd=17

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Advertisement number: 2212341
Title: Multimedia programmer (NOC: 2174)
Terms of Employment: Permanent, Part Time leading Full Time, Day
Salary: $13.00 Hourly for 12 hours per week
Anticipated Start Date: As soon as possible
Location: Winnipeg and Area, Manitoba (2 vacancies )
Skill Requirements:
Education: Completion of college/CEGEP/vocational or technical training
Credentials (certificates, licences, memberships, courses, etc.): Not applicable
Experience: Experience an asset
Languages: Speak English
Work Setting: Manufacturing company , Server farm
Specific Skills: Program special effects software for film and video applications
Programming Languages: HTML, Java
Computer and Technology Knowledge: Windows, Hardware, Servers, Multimedia Software, Mail server software, Web site creation and management software
Applications: Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Premiere, Flash
Work Conditions and Physical Capabilities: Attention to detail, Sitting
Transportation/Travel Information: Public transportation is available
Essential Skills: Reading text, Oral communication, Working with others, Critical thinking, Computer use, Continuous learning
Other Information: Multimedia Programmer, HTML, Java. Knowledge of PC platform, Photo shop, Premiere and After effects an asset. The successful Candidate will be developing and maintaining web sites with adult contend

Employer: Oshean Media Productions

Please apply for this job only in the manner specified by the employer. Failure to do so may result in your application not being properly considered for the position.
How to Apply: By E-mail: oshean@mts.net

Business Profile: Developing, maintaining and Serving Web sites
Advertised until: 2006/07/28

 

[Cream]

Last time I seen her in July she told me she was running her own server. There might be some fringe benefits to the job. I wonder if any perberts with qualifications will apply?

 

[therealrex]

It would probably be a pretty cool interview

 

[chancy4me]

Last time I seen her in July she told me she was running her own server. There might be some fringe benefits to the job. I wonder if any perberts with qualifications will apply?

Work Setting: Manufacturing company , Server farm

Manufacturing hardons Farming hmmm sounds like a job for a farmer

 

[Sixpak]

Could be the start of a big industry in our city ... porno films!!
Opportune time with Johnny Depp and Pirates of the Caribbean so popular at the moment!!!

 

[Avery]

Could be the start of a big industry in our city ... porno films!!
Opportune time with Johnny Depp and Pirates of the Caribbean so popular at the moment!!!

One of the pirates is under her bed.

 

[Sixpak]

"Experience: Experience an asset "

LOL
I was expecting:
Education: education an asset

New member, interesting name "Pussy Pumper"

 

[revy]

Hmmm, as a guy in the IT industry and working from home...this might just be a great side job

 

[heyderboy]

no one is going to touch that job for 13.00 an hour unless you live in India

 

[CisForCookie]

If you've already seen her or are a regular and such, and you take the job. It would seem like it's really messed up though righ? because now she would have all your info, real name/addy/phone #/ SIN etc....etc....etc...

 

[Sixpak]

And

--- not only would she have the info on you, but you know whooooo ....

 

[erabralop]

Work Conditions and Physical Capabilities: Attention to detail, Sitting

That one in particular kills me for some reason.

We will now test your physical capabilities.
Sure, what's that?
It's a chair.
And what do you want me to do with it?

 

[logsplitter]

Several months ago she advertised for this same position on her web page and then the position was filled. It looks like the benefit package wasn't sufficient or the guy got bored?

 

[Avery]

Several months ago she advertised for this same position on her web page and then the position was filled. It looks like the benefit package wasn't sufficient or the guy got bored?

Maybe he drowned from getting too close when she squirted!

 

[dirtydan]

Sounds like an interesting job to have on the side. I guess she's looking for some one that maybe really doesn't need the little bit of extra cash, but who's horny enough to be around her.

 

[Gator]

Can someone tell me what would even require 12 hrs of work per week, is it just me or has her website not changed for 6 months?

 

[mikeoman]

Gator,

Updating a website does not take much time. In a few minutes you could post some new pictures, update her schedule and post some news. Maintaining a website is very simple if you know what you're doing. Creating a good website from scratch, now that takes imagination, skill and time.

If you look at her website though, you will see that she has plans for a members only section, a store and a live cam. So for a few months you could have quite a few tasks to complete.

I dunno, is it just me or do some of those photos on her website turn others off too? She tries too much to go for that bodybuilding physique pose (like on the couples page), which I personally don't find sexy, plus those boobs are way out of proportion to the rest of her body. Some guys must like that, I guess, or else she wouldn't still be in business. Not trying to put her down, just saying she's not to my tastes.