Oshean - a new review...

[JoeWPG]

I know Oshean has been reviewed numerous times in the past, but I don't see sp's very often and have posted very little, so I wanted to add my own opinion here. Especially since reviews on her are not really unanimous in opinion. I hope it's okay too that I started a new thread for this, rather than tagging on to an old one, if it's a problem I will be more careful in the future. I realize as a newbie chances are I will get flamed for something anyway so here I go anyway.

I had seen her once maybe a year ago or so, so there was no surprises in terms of age or anything. I saw her new pics and thought I would give her another try. I have to say she's very accomodating. Very comfortable apartment, and she gave me a very nice light massage. 69 was pleasant and she does give a good bbbj as far as those go. (oddly enough I'm not a big bj fan) I don't like fake breasts either, that's just my own thing, so her body is not precisely what I would normally look for. That said, she is in really great shape and really looks spectacular for someone of any age. All in all not someone I would connect with myself but for no lack of enthusiasm of service on her part and she seems like a pretty cool person. A bit pricey for what I'm looking for especially since these days I can only muster one shot on goal in an hour anyway, but for many others I think the level of service she offers would be worth what she charges so I would recommend her.

 

[Avery]

Excellent review, Joe! Let's see more of them!

BTW, don't be so cynical - I can't imagine why anyone would flame you for it. It's well-written, and sufficiently detailed to convince the readers that you really did see her. Not only that, you did a first-rate job in describing your feelings and attitude toward a possible repeat, and why you're undecided.

The guys who get flamed are usually newbies who post "reviews" lacking in detail and obviously intended to promote SP's who are unknown or who have received poor reviews in the past, or else they're intended to damage the reputation of a well-established and highly regarded SP. Fortunately, they're generally easy to spot. Your review clearly doesn't fall into either category.

Once again, well done!!

P.S. One small suggestion - it's always a good idea to include contact information in a review; in this case a link to her E-C ad. Not everyone who reads this board will be familiar with Oshean or her ad, especially out-of-towners.

 

[bigben]

I agree with Avery, it's a great review, well-detailed. And it's always good to have new people come onboard to offer their opinion, be it positive or negative.

 

[dirtydan]

Sorry I can't resist

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Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Yes I am a bad boy.

OH, btw did you check the closet?

Oh shit there I go again. So, so bad.

 

[AmericanDad]

I don't get it. What does the last post mean?

 

[Avery]

I don't get it. What does the last post mean?

For years, it's been rumoured that Oshean's SO hides in the closet with a video camera. It sounds far-fetched to me, but I haven't seen her for seven or eight years.

The rrrrrrrrrrrrrr's are for the "pirate" sounds she makes.

 

[Mchatte]

Shiver me timbers!

I don't get it. What does the last post mean?

Like Avery said, it refers to the moaning sounds (pretty much piratal) that she makes throughout the action during a session. Kinda distracting methinks?

The Winnipeg police were actually quite interested in her when the two parrots were stolen in the city. May even had peg-leg tracks in the snow left as evidence!

She may be out of the biz soon because I have a good source that recorded her at a job interview!

M

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[Savannah1]

lololol

OMG LMAO @ that pirate!! ArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGH!

 

[Avery]

Mchatte, you bastard! I wasn't looking at your post when I clicked on this thread, and I had to turn the sound down in a hurry in case my assistant heard it and wondered what the fuck it was!

Next time, stick to a typed "Arrrghhh!!"

 

[Cappy1]

I'm telling the mods on you!

I was searching everywhere in my machine to try and find where this was coming from. I guess we should all be thankful it wasn't something more "in flagrente delicto.."
You really are a bastid McH!

Mchatte, you bastard! I wasn't looking at your post when I clicked on this thread, and I had to turn the sound down in a hurry in case my assistant heard it and wondered what the fuck it was!

Next time, stick to a typed "Arrrghhh!!"

 

[one track mind]

That was too funny....I was bringing all my windows up looking for the culprit. Then I remembered watching her videos..arrrrrrgh...oh man that's killer.

 

[Mchatte]

I was searching everywhere in my machine to try and find where this was coming from. I guess we should all be thankful it wasn't something more "in flagrente delicto.."
You really are a bastid McH!

I think that being called a bastard is a compliment in this case. I found out how to change the video so that it wouldn't play unless you click on the play > button but hell, that would take the fun right out of it.

If someone asks me what that moaning is about, I just blame it on last night's chili! And Avery, it serves you right to be checking out smut during work hours. Aaaargh!

M

 

[Avery]

If someone asks me what that moaning is about, I just blame it on last night's chili! And Avery, it serves you right to be checking out smut during work hours. Aaaargh!

There once was a pirate named Gates
Who tried to rhumba on skates
He fell on his cutlass
And now he is nutless
And practically useless on dates

 

[lickalot]

Mchatte

ROTFLMAO........one of the funniest fuckin things I've seen on this site!!...well done.