Because I had already made her cum multiple times that way and we wanted to move to something else?
Prostate.
Orgasms when you're soft?
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In much the same way as if the waitress brings me soft boiled eggs when I specifically ordered hard. I'll take them. But don't expect a tip for a job half done.
All it takes in those instances is a few more minutes of preparation....in my case I’d normally tip on the amount of cleavage viewing time I have.In much the same way as if the waitress brings me soft boiled eggs when I specifically ordered hard. I'll take them. But don't expect a tip for a job half done.
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I find for me an orgasm physically happens because of pressure/movement on the tip mostly. Naturally this is possible hard or soft just a LOT more challenging when soft.
Well, vibrators work on dicks too...especially on the frenulum, in my experience. Soft dicks or hard dicks.
Though some dick-bearing folks don't want vibrators used on them, for various reasons. Maybe a tiny vibrator in the palm of your hand would be less threatening for those people.
I don't care how big or small the vibrator is, personally.
As Dr. Seuss once said:
"A vibe's good for pussies,
For assholes,
For cocks
Though some are quite tiny,
Some big as an ox
Still, cumming is cumming,
no matter the size!
Just try not to get
gobs of cum in your eyes"!
Yeah, he was a filthy old bugger.
Though some dick-bearing folks don't want vibrators used on them, for various reasons. Maybe a tiny vibrator in the palm of your hand would be less threatening for those people.
I don't care how big or small the vibrator is, personally.
As Dr. Seuss once said:
"A vibe's good for pussies,
For assholes,
For cocks
Though some are quite tiny,
Some big as an ox
Still, cumming is cumming,
no matter the size!
Just try not to get
gobs of cum in your eyes"!
Yeah, he was a filthy old bugger.
but you're the one serving the eggs you dingusIn much the same way as if the waitress brings me soft boiled eggs when I specifically ordered hard. I'll take them. But don't expect a tip for a job half done.
oh. I mean I'm just confused cuz you said sex is about mutual pleasure so if you already made her come and then she made you come I dunno why you were feeling guilty. maybe it's one for my podcast lol. there's so much focus on HARD DICKS having to be part of sex. they don't have to be.
No. you are the one serving the eggs. You are the server. I am the customer. Not in this case though.
Dude.....look at the cleavage.
Who gives a shit how she hard boils an egg!
the devil finds work for idle hands. I should stay off the internet on my days off. lol.
Because there's this (perceived?) idea that we kinda stopped in the middle? Like I don't know, maybe P in V is actually completely irrelevant from the perspective of someone with a vagina? And maybe I'm projecting?
As a side note I have a 10 minute instructional video on how to poach eggs being released on my OF this week. Spoiler alert: they’re soft.Hope they're not soft.
Okay well you’re the chef then. You cooked the eggs. Then you ran into the dining room at sat down and complained that the eggs I brought you were soft even though I did my job and served you the very eggs that YOU cooked.
How far can we take this analogy????
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I might be overstepping my bounds here ,but I do like to be helpful.....in your video, if you boil eggs for ten minutes they should be hard boiled,....and they may cook faster if you do it topless.
Another helpful hint I found out the hard way....never cook bacon when your naked.
Next week we can talk about the dangers of clothing optional blender operation, or nipple damage while using a cheese grater.
😂 the video includes prep and everything silly
“Nipple damage while using a cheese grater” made me so uncomfortable I may never let anyone touch my nipples again
I was going to make a comment on gummy worms, but I see the conversation has moved on to boiled eggs.
Having an orgasm with a “soft on ”is like trying to play a pool game with a garden hose.....you can do it, ...but you’ll never slam that ball into the pocket, like you did when you had that 5 foot piece of hickory your used to playing with.
Thats my Cowboy analogy for the day.
Thats my Cowboy analogy for the day.
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Yup, absolutely possible. It surprised the hell out of me when it happened too lol. I was with a well known sp who apparently takes her job VERY seriously. Sometimes nerves get the better of me and the little guy just doesn't cooperate. I usually laugh, claim "c'est la vie", put on my pants and leave. Turn's out this wonderful woman had other plans, she just smiled and asked me to lie back down. She then sat on my face (which is always fun lol), and proceeded to go to town on me like nobody's business. I get off on getting others off, so that might have helped a bit, but it was more her determination to finish me coupled with her experience on just how to do so. It wasn't easy, and I'm sure her arm was sore for a couple days afterwards, but it was MAGICAL lol. If you're wondering about technique, I would compare what she did to vigorously milking a cow I guess. Anyway, I'm positive it was more mental stimulation that did the trick. Through her determination, she convinced me it was going to happen, and it did lol.
