Orange is the new Seven

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JoeyD_01

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JoeyD_01 said:
If you know the Captain Morgan rum commercials, that is the pose.
No one should ruin a surprise, even though Pedro has all of our minds agog with trying to figure it out.
But, doing a pose like this, in the shower...probably has to be experienced for oneself.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/Captainlogo_2005.PNG
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I think he ment this Captain Morgan
https://www.google.ca/amp/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Captain%20Morgan&amp=true&page=2
 
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Well...I don't know whether to be appreciative or crestfallen. I would say a bit of both. I will let you all be my proverbial psychiatrist, I will lay on your couch while you have a pen & pad of paper, jotting down things I say .
I texted VIPOTG around 1:15 PM today, not an hour ago. I asked if Orange was available. I was told yes.
I asked for a 4 PM time slot, for a hh appointment.
Silence.....no reply back for 25 minutes.
I politely texted again, hello?
"Honey, call me" was the text reply I got.
Um...ok...not a big deal, I have spoken to the mamasan before.
I called the number, here is the conversation
Mamasan - Oh hi honey.
Me - Hello
Mamasan - Oh honey, I am so sorry, but you cannot see Orange.
Me - Um...ok...is she leaving or has a full day?
Mamasan - um no, honey...You too big.
Me - ...silence...excuse me?
Mamasan - you too big for a little asian girl. Too long and too wide.
Me - Too wide?
Mamasan - too big. And this is the second girl that say something. First girl was Chrystal from a few months ago, second girl was Ellie.
Me - ...silence...
Mamasan - are you there?
Me - yes...I am too big?
Mamasan - yes, too big (sounding like tooo beeeg). If a girl come here who can handle big, I will let you know.
Me - um...ok...thank you.
Mamasan - bye honey...
Me - bye
...click...

Um...I know I should be flattered and all, but I really wanted to experience a Captain Morgan stance. (silently pouting).


Now the question is, are there any VIPOTG/LH ladies who can handle me being "tooooo beeeeg"? Haruko/Haru? I had an amazing experience with Chole when she was here, I had no complaint from the mamasan about me being "toooo beeeeg".
Has anyone else been told by the mamasan, or any partner they are with, that they are too big?
Ladies who are reading this, chime in as well. Nobdy wants an uncomfortable experience, but what do you do or say in this situation?
I leave myself at the mercy of your undoctored, collective psychiatrist degrees...and please don't bill me later for your time.
 
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Oh geez that's quite a predicament. I was going to crack a joke and lol but i suspect that's not what you want.
I think it's commonly thought even very large penis's "can" fit in an adult female, childbirth ect, but...
Have you seen her before? If not how does she know if you are actually to big for her? Going off what someone else said??
Do you take quite a while to finish? IE alot of hard pounding?
I wonder if some higher volume providers are "dry" and not using enough or proper lube?
If you like bj's hj's maybe you could still see her?
Sorry to hear or your luck.
 
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I had not seen Chrystal before, and I had not seen Ellie before. They BOTH told the mamasan that I was "toooo beeeeg", and the mamasan told me, hence why I am not allowed to see Orange.
Lube had been applied on me & both ladies, that was not a problem.
I can/do take awhile to finish. I guess I (along with the partner at the time) like sex, and want to make it last. The wham-bam- thank you-out the door can also apply, if the time requires it to be.
...sigh...still pouty...yet hey....I can do my own Captain Joey stance, using my peg leg as a third leg, and I won't be tilted or lose my balance.
ba-dum-tiss...thank you, I am here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.
 
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JoeyD_01 said:
I had not seen Chrystal before, and I had not seen Ellie before. They BOTH told the mamasan that I was "toooo beeeeg", and the mamasan told me, hence why I am not allowed to see Orange.
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Maybe a well-hung PERBite is impersonating you. :eek:
 
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I would take it as a compliment that my being toooo beeeg is a bad thing, and someone thought to try to be like me :horn:
 
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Imagine my surprise that orange was still here, well I had to go for a round 3 and let me tell you you it was awesome.

The Captain Morgan was even better and even a little different, they say when you die images from your life pass through your mind rapidly. I hope to god the image of us slipping and sliding in the tub is one of them.

one of my all time best encounters!! I'm tired, but in a good way :dance:
 
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PedroPistol said:
Imagine my surprise that orange was still here, well I had to go for a round 3 and let me tell you you it was awesome.

The Captain Morgan was even better and even a little different, they say when you die images from your life pass through your mind rapidly. I hope to god the image of us slipping and sliding in the tub is one of them.

one of my all time best encounters!! I'm tired, but in a good way :dance:
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how to see her cz k have sent few pms here & few text but no
Reply ??????
 
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I wen to see her last Saturday and she said that she will be there 10 more days, so I guess she will leave on the 3 or 4 of July.

I guess I was really lucky to get an appointment, but I did.

Did the Capt Morgan stance. I almost laugh thinking about that. She was the first SP I ever had. She threats me like a king. Very professional, kind and really attentive and of course attractive as hell. She makes me comfortable for my first time with a SP. I don't regret it, will repeat if I have a chance.
 
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My first post a I just got on here. Thought I was going to see orange, but when I was called back, my phone didn't ring! Guess I missed out on a good time cause they won't answer now :(
 
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