Your best bet is to go down there and hang out for a month or two and get cozy with all the Aussies and Englishmen that have settled there and opened bars and married their favourite sucky fucky me love u long time GF. No end of amusing stories; I've heard a few myself both in person and second hand. As Necko correctly suggested you will have to pay bribes to just about everyone who has anything to do with you. Cops, health inspectors, food inspectors, ho inspectors, doctors...u name it.