Only read this if you have a sense of humour

[Gentleman First]

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked,

"Is it true they're suin' them cigarette companies

fer causin' people to git cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants
fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all
them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she
was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he
gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue

Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with ?"

 

[Randy Whorewald]

I drink beer to celebrate major events, such as the fall of communism, or the fact that our refrigerator is still working.

 

[ms.belair]

communism has'nt fallen, it is simply limping along as usual, until the good get going, the 'bad' will continue to lead.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

communism has'nt fallen, it is simply limping along as usual, .

I am inclined to differ. The revolutions of 1989 marked the death knell of communism in Europe. As a result, not only was Germany reunified in 1990, but soon, revolution spread to the Soviet Union itself. After surviving a hard line coup attempt in 1991, Gorbachev was forced to cede power in Russia to Boris Yeltsin, who oversaw the dissolution of the Soviet Union.

The collapse of communism in East Central Europe and the Soviet Union marked the end of the cold war. The U.S. long-term policy of containing Soviet expansion while encouraging democratic reform in Central and Eastern Europe through scientific and cultural exchanges, information policy (e.g., Radio Free Europe and Radio Liberty), and the United States’ own example, provided invaluable support to the peoples of East Central Europe in their struggle for freedom.

There is still communism in China, Cuba, Vietnam etc but it is evolving into several new strains of the doctrine.

 

[ms.belair]

Hello member (throbbing that is)

Communism n. 1. (belief in) social system in which property is owned by the community and used for the good of all its members.

Truly, I don't believe such a thing can exist, not here and not now. We are, as a human race, very competitive, which goes against any true communist doctrine. No big deal, yet a very big deal, as such, we are pitted, one against the other, in our mutual race to the end. Such is life. Still, I love the smile on a mans face after a bj. In the end (pun intended) it is the simple things that matter.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

In the end (pun intended) it is the simple things that matter.

I'll buy that.

 

[Gentleman First]

Hey

you all hijacked my joke and turned it into a communism debate....I would never hijack a thread, so how dare you hijack mine

 

[GreatGatsby]

Hi who?

you all hijacked my joke and turned it into a communism debate....I would never hijack a thread, so how dare you hijack mine

Seemed to be the slightest bit offensive, are you a commie bastard, which relates to our next political topic or the economic situation in communist vs capitalist countries, but first, what did you think of last night's hockey game, did you see my last thread and nice weather we seem to be having...

What hijack?

 

[Gentleman First]

Seemed to be the slightest bit offensive, are you a commie bastard, which relates to our next political topic or the economic situation in communist vs capitalist countries, but first, what did you think of last night's hockey game, did you see my last thread and nice weather we seem to be having...

What hijack?

You only found it slightly offensive.....fuck

I will try harder next time to be a politically incorrect commie bastard that you hate with passion

 

[Randy Whorewald]

you all hijacked my joke and turned it into a communism debate....I would never hijack a thread, so how dare you hijack mine

Sorry 'bout that GF, talking about Budweiser set me off. I have a few jokes to make up for my diversion:

Q. What is the first sign of AIDS?
A. A pounding sensation in the ass.

Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?
A. Two test tickles

Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese?
A. Twocanchew (two can chew).

Q. Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks?
A. Better traction.

Q. What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A. Push it aside and keep on eating...

Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?
A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

you all hijacked my joke and turned it into a communism debate....I would never hijack a thread, so how dare you hijack mine

ROFL
I actually didn't laff until I got to this post...

 

[Randy Whorewald]

A man walks past an ice cream stand that advertises, "Every flavor ice cream in the world."

"Bullshit," thinks the man and walks in. "So you say you have every flavor ice cream in the world?" "O.K., I would like three scoops of cunt flavored ice cream please."

"No problem sir." The assistant gives the man three scoops of ice cream in a cone and the man takes a good lick.

Grimacing, he says, "This doesn't taste like cunt, it tastes like shit!" The assistant replies,

"Of course it tastes like shit when you take such long licks!"

 

[Randy Whorewald]

A lesbian goes to a gynecologist and the gynecologist says "I must say, this is the cleanest pussy I've seen in ages."

"Thanks," said the lesbian. "I have a woman in 4 times a week."

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."

 

[Gentleman First]

ROFL
I actually didn't laff until I got to this post...

Glad you saw the humour in that.
Heck I could not even type it with a straight face.
I lost track of how many threads I have hijacked, so now I just hijack and do not think about it.
But it was funny to see my joke turned into a debate on communism...LOL