Be careful in these bars, remember this is San Francisco.
I was staying at the Clift last week and went down to the Redwood Room to check out the action.
I walk in and there was this gorgeous, busty blonde sitting at the bar alone so I went over and sat down next to her.
After talking to her for a bit, I ask her, "Are you working?”
She says, “What did you have in mind.”
I say, “It depends on the price.”
She says, “Well I start at $200 for a hand job.
"$200 for a hand job? You've got to be kidding me!." I reply.
"Come over here," She says, and walks me over to the lobby. "See that car outside?"
She points out the doors. I looks out and see a brand new red Ferrari.
"Wow, I’ll bet that set you back a pretty penny."
"I bought that purely off $200 hand jobs." She replies.
I think to himself, "Hell, they must be pretty good."
So we go upstairs to my room and I give her $200, and sure enough,
It is Fantastic! Easily the best hand job I’ve ever had.
The next night I can’t stop thinking if the hand job was that good I wonder what a blow job would be like.
And I go down stairs again to the Redwood Room.
Luckily she’s there again. After a few drinks I say, "Alright, that hand job last night was pretty good. How much for a blow job?"
"$500." She says.
"$500? That's fucking ridiculous." I say.
“Follow me”, she says. We go outside. “See that house up on Nob Hill?" she says.
I look up and see this incredible mansion. Easily more than 20 rooms.
"Wow, you own that?” I say.
"I bought that off of $500 blow jobs." she says.
So following suit, we go up to my room and I give her $500, and sure enough, it is the most mind blowing sexual experience of my life.
On the third night, I return once more and she's there.
"Alright," I said. "No more playing around. How much is it going to cost for some pussy?"
She replies, "Hell, if I had a pussy I'd own this town!"
I was staying at the Clift last week and went down to the Redwood Room to check out the action.
I walk in and there was this gorgeous, busty blonde sitting at the bar alone so I went over and sat down next to her.
After talking to her for a bit, I ask her, "Are you working?”
She says, “What did you have in mind.”
I say, “It depends on the price.”
She says, “Well I start at $200 for a hand job.
"$200 for a hand job? You've got to be kidding me!." I reply.
"Come over here," She says, and walks me over to the lobby. "See that car outside?"
She points out the doors. I looks out and see a brand new red Ferrari.
"Wow, I’ll bet that set you back a pretty penny."
"I bought that purely off $200 hand jobs." She replies.
I think to himself, "Hell, they must be pretty good."
So we go upstairs to my room and I give her $200, and sure enough,
It is Fantastic! Easily the best hand job I’ve ever had.
The next night I can’t stop thinking if the hand job was that good I wonder what a blow job would be like.
And I go down stairs again to the Redwood Room.
Luckily she’s there again. After a few drinks I say, "Alright, that hand job last night was pretty good. How much for a blow job?"
"$500." She says.
"$500? That's fucking ridiculous." I say.
“Follow me”, she says. We go outside. “See that house up on Nob Hill?" she says.
I look up and see this incredible mansion. Easily more than 20 rooms.
"Wow, you own that?” I say.
"I bought that off of $500 blow jobs." she says.
So following suit, we go up to my room and I give her $500, and sure enough, it is the most mind blowing sexual experience of my life.
On the third night, I return once more and she's there.
"Alright," I said. "No more playing around. How much is it going to cost for some pussy?"
She replies, "Hell, if I had a pussy I'd own this town!"
