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Beverly Hills. In the Kitchen eatin' vittles.
hehe, I live in Montreal, there is one strip club I like called Cafe Cleopatra, and I've been going there for years, lap dances are $10 per song but other clubs have gone up to $15, it's a rip off because girls don't set the price, management does, they're trying to sqeeze out $$ from the tourists. Notable dancers at Cafe Cleo is Claudia the Mohawk body builder - she speaks French only, her english isn't very good, as most dancers it seems. She looks a lot like Cherokee the pornstar, anyway we have sex in the booth and its still $10 per song, as do other girls, special note is Nancy the tall blond robust Frenchie my god she has THE perfect ass, she grinds the best in Montreal but offers no sex. Roxanne no longer works there but she gives the best hand jobs, jacks you off fast with eye-to-eye contact talks dirty, au francaise bien sur, Isabelle who looks like Betty Paige is now the defacto hand job queen, Chantal the Celine Dion look-a-like gives great blow jobs but she charges extra, it's worth it though. Anyways these are only some girls, I'd say about 75% of the dancers in there I wouldn't touch or look at, being too fat or old, on any given night there are about 20-40 dancers walking around in lingerie trying to get you in the booth. The english speaking girls I stay away from as they have attitude and give low mileage dances.
For now we will all have to live vicariously through Mr. Gotsome.
(Hey, isn't your brother a music producer who just can't get enough Cowbell? ;))
 
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