One of the worst sessions ever! Brabie at Legends Edmonton...

[XXXBod]

Once again I over paid for a shity service. There is this girl Barbie over at Legends. Her face is hidden but she has nice big tits and nice body. So I called and made an apointment. She was booked up till 6:15 PM. No problem so I booked for 6:15...

I go there, have a shower, wait maybe seven minutes and she comes in the room. I could tell instantly she wasn't out going or friendly. She charged me $260 because she doesn't do GFE witch is $300.00

She was nothing but a dead lay and I never even fucked her once because I couldn't even get hard! She didn't say more then three words to me once! I tried tit fucing her and finally I just jerked off and came on her tits.., I asked her if I could get some of my money back because we didnt't fuck.

She did give me a blow job if you even want to call it that. She took no pleassure what so ever in what she was doing. She didn't want to give me my money back because she said she tried but I couldn't get hard for her. See, this is a problem I have...

I some times use Stud 100 witch is a spray that numbs the tip of your cock so you can fuck longer. Problem is it numbs your dick and you cant get hard! Or its very hard to get it up...

AND when the girl your PAYING for is a total dead lay you might was well call it a night... There is NO way you will get hard. I'm getting so sick and tired of these flaky dumb ass call girls already.

All I seem to run into are women who will never do extras, never go the extra mile, who dont even enjoy what they do and I always feel like a ripped off chump in the end.

 

[FunSugarDaddy]

I remember a couple of years ago I went to the Den and saw this drop dead gorgeous girl from Austrialia, Kyla or something along those lines, anyway for whatever reason I couldn't get a hard on. But I made the best of it and had a close encounter with a beautful woman. Difference is I didn't blame her for my problem and even though I would have preferred not to have an erection problem I never really felt it was her fault.

So the question is. why are you blaming the SP for your shortfalls? I don't get it?

 

[uncleg]

This thread is a little "soft"....

True dat............Wish the guy would man up. You have this problem on a regular basis, but we don't see you here complainin' and blamin'.

 

[XXXBod]

Maybe I didn't make it clear... SHE WAS NOT AT ALL INTO IT WHAT SO EVER SO I COULDN'T EVEN GET HARD. She hardly smiled, said maybe three words the whole time and is clear she doesn't like what she does... Do you guys "get it" now???? Or should I maybe draw you a picture??

 

[XXXBod]

For the record, I have used Stud 100 in the past and its hit and miss. Some times it works great. I find with Vigra it works better. You stay hard and you can have sex longer. But it has side effects to it.

 

[XXXBod]

Easy there Tiger....it's not her fault you have a spark plug that isn't working. No need for the name calling, it's very hurtful.

Sigh... What part of the post "She was bad service" was not clear?? You guys are defending her because I said I used Stud 100 and yes I couldn't get hard. Now, I should have said I was hard or harder in the bigenning before I realised she was not into it what so ever. She jerks you off with a blank look on her face... I could have done that my self and saved me $260 bucks.

 

[FloridaGuy]

Great thread. Love the drama, lol.

Try Cialis instead of Viagra. The side effects tend to be much milder.

Is she the only girl who wasn't "into" it during your sessions? If you've had other bad sessions, ie. if a number of girls aren't "into" you, maybe there are things you could do differently to get things off to a better start. I have no idea what kind of person you are so don't take this personally - just throwing out some thoughts. Hygiene, dress, being polite, being funny, being gentle, smiling at the girl, complimenting her, these are all things that make the a woman more responsive during a session. If you're really ugly or really fat though, or otherwise visually offensive to a 20 year old hottie, there may be little you can do. Try older SPs with good reviews.

As for the cock problem, 10 minutes is pretty damned good for stamina. Cialis will help you get hard.

 

[uncleg]

For the record, I have used Stud 100 in the past and its hit and miss. Some times it works great. I find with Vigra it works better. You stay hard and you can have sex longer. But it has side effects to it.

There's your problem, cheap knock-off drugs. You want the real deal, buy the real Viagra. You buy a Rolexx, are you going to complain if it doesn't keep time properly.

 

[Gomez Adams]

your not even worth the effort...

That's what she said....

Asking for your money back is lame dude, and read some reviews you might have better luck meeting ladies who give good service.

 

[XXXBod]

I have seen Carmen at Legends once and she was great. She liked me and I liked her. Ask Classy Angel what she thinks of me. I've seen her four times now... I have taken strippers home from the strip club. Same with porn stars. I've been around fellas. Trust me. I dress well, I always put on Abercrombie & Fitch Fierce cologne. I work out every weekend. Resin why I dont during the week is I'm on the road for six days a week. Hey if you guys want to stick up for Barbie go right a head. Better yet, why dont you guys book her. In fact, book Carmen THEN book her and tell me if there is a difference.

 

[Dr_X_man]

Is this the Lounge? Or I am in Edmonton review section?

 

[XXXBod]

This is probably going to sound stupid. the resin I hate paying for hookers is, when you look on the internet and go to these porn sites, the girls on there are drop dead georgious models. They love sex, threesomes, 4 somes, CIM COF BBBJ you name it! Its hot as hell to see some hot 20 year old in hard core action.... Most SP's dont look half as good as the girls you see on the Internet. Not in Canada any ways...And most SP's would never do the things porn stars do on the Internet. I can understand Bare Back Sex, I would never risk doing that no mattter what. But 90% of SP's will never do BBBJ yet isn't it funny, a lot of SP's who wont do it yet they have no problem with you going down on them with no protection. I want a girl who is into me as I am into her. Not No I dont do that and she's just a flake... Your paying a lot of money for this. Fact of the matter is yiour just another client to her. And in the end thats all it is. The US has us beat hands down when it comes to women who are SP's. Look up Eros Guide and look under Chicago, Las Vegas, and of course LA and even Dalas Texas. Most of those women have been in magazines and porn and on the Internet.

 

[XXXBod]

Is this the Lounge? Or I am in Edmonton review section?

I'm still new to this site. I didn't know where the Edmonton review section was so I just posted it in the lounge.

 

[Dr_X_man]

Is this the Lounge? Or I am in Edmonton review section?

I'm still new to this site. I didn't know where the Edmonton review section was so I just posted it in the lounge.

Welcome to Perb. You can still delete your post and repost it in Edmonton if you wish.

 

[Tugela]

This is probably going to sound stupid. the resin I hate paying for hookers is, when you look on the internet and go to these porn sites, the girls on there are drop dead georgious models. They love sex, threesomes, 4 somes, CIM COF BBBJ you name it! Its hot as hell to see some hot 20 year old in hard core action.... Most SP's dont look half as good as the girls you see on the Internet. Not in Canada any ways...And most SP's would never do the things porn stars do on the Internet. I can understand Bare Back Sex, I would never risk doing that no mattter what. But 90% of SP's will never do BBBJ yet isn't it funny, a lot of SP's who wont do it yet they have no problem with you going down on them with no protection. I want a girl who is into me as I am into her. Not No I dont do that and she's just a flake... Your paying a lot of money for this. Fact of the matter is yiour just another client to her. And in the end thats all it is. The US has us beat hands down when it comes to women who are SP's. Look up Eros Guide and look under Chicago, Las Vegas, and of course LA and even Dalas Texas. Most of those women have been in magazines and porn and on the Internet.

And those girls also charge obscene amounts of money. If you want women in those places with fees comparable to what is charged in Canada, you will be looking at some seriously scary women.

 

[Cock Throppled]

A guy with completely unrealistic expectations + using drugs to get hard + a spray to stave off premature ejaculation= this kind of complaint.

Try working on your personality. Cologne won't help that.

 

[badbadboy]

Not sticking up for the SP and I freely admit I have seen some less than stellar ones when I was choosing them via price point off of CL. Now I am only seeing paid advertisers here and touch wood I have not had a poor experience since I made that decision.

Couple of things stand out for me:

Using that stuff on your dick when you know it will inhibit your performance if there is an ED situation is not a good choice IMHO. Sort of like drinking a bottle of wine and chasing it with an espresso.

Cologne has to be very subtle and if it is heavily scented then some people get turned off. I only see SP's who have a very faint fragrance on their bodies.

Go without the stuff on your dick and see how it pans out I say.

 

[sevenofnine]

its tough when you a book a session and the girl is just not appetizing,
or when she finds you un appetizing

either way its tough
to be honest that is the price of this hobby,
sometimes it happens.
you drop your money and its a complete waste.

it has even happened to me with my regular sp's who i have seen alot.
for what ever reason im just not in the mood, and well im not twenty any more or even thirty

shit if i was twenty or thirty if my male member failed me i would have cut it off and thrown it over the fence in the ally
for fuck sakes. and got a gun and shot myself.
god when i was twenty i was always horny

now im looking at sixty
i just think about being horny
and im glad when things still work.

but any way sometimes im not firing on all cylinders it happens especially when your looking at alot of miles on the odometer

and sometimes your regular sp, just isn't in the mood either she has had a rough day family problems personal problems just life ok,
you go through the motions but that is all. and rarely you don't even go through the motions,

but that is the price of this hobby some times its just a waste of money

if she is my regular squeeze, i have forgiven them if they are going through some personal issues that has ruined a session or crept into a session
because well its life and shit happens, and i know what there capable of, and some where down the road i know when i rebook they will make it up to me.

a first session with the lady she doesn't have that luxuary.

i saw a very high rated or ragarded touring lady,
paid alot of money

but it was one hell of a lousy session,
perhaps the worst,

she emails me from time to time when she comes through town
i dunno maybe she is one hell of a lady the best for all i know,
but i don't want to drop a big wad of money on her table to find out,
if we can make beautiful music together, when the first time sucked.

a note to the ladies.
for first timers you had better put a smile on his face if you want him to come back regulars or more forgiving

and to guys there is no use bitching and whining about it,
move on or spend your money else were like on some toys or investments.

 

[CottonBaller]

Sounds like personal problems Bro, Lay off the drugs and maybe just have a few drinks before hand to loosen up.
Anyway's How was her face because I see her pics and damn she looks mad fine, someone I'd actually be willing to spend that kinda $$$ on

 

[XXXBod]

I'm going to leave it at this ok... I dont want to fight any more with people on here. To sum up the session with Barbie from Legends... I would have had the same experence from a blow up doll because she might as well have been one. She just laid there looking up at the seeling while i sucked her tits and showed no responce what so ever. I have a good mind to call Legends and tell them she's a bad SP... Maybe I will maybe I wont. As far as seeing Angel, I'm in Edmonton so I would have to take time off to drive or fly out to see her. I might go to the US next week and hook up with this girl because I would be crazy not too... www.kissapril.com AND for who ever poseted the cost of how much porn stars and models from the US cost??? lol... Buddy your talking to the guy who got some of these women who dont normally escort TO escort... I know its $1,500 all the way up to $4000 per hour. I got an agency who sends me emails every month showing me profiles like Mrs May 2010 Playboy play mate who's going to be in Chicago and wanting to know if I want to book with her, or a girl who was in Maxim a few years ago. I'll spend the money if the girls worth it.