Omg

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Ok ok... I came across this ad in spar
WOW! Look at her 1 year and 10 year exclusive rates!!!
http://www.jandahabibi.com/promotions.htm
I better get a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th job, and start saving now. By the time I`m 70 years old, I`ll be able to afford her 10 year exclusive rate, and live my last 10 years buried in thighs.

Scotty

 

[hitrack]

those are awesome rates. Might aswell go big or go home. Like I always say chicks can charge what ever they want, may aswell jack the price through the roof.

chick: so hitrack did you wanna go for the 4 for 4 big ones

HT: Gee I dunno, $40 is a lot of coin

chick: uhhhh....thats 4000

HT: you mena I get 4000 BJ's

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

those are awesome rates. Might aswell go big or go home. Like I always say chicks can charge what ever they want, may aswell jack the price through the roof.

chick: so hitrack did you wanna go for the 4 for 4 big ones

HT: Gee I dunno, $40 is a lot of coin

chick: uhhhh....thats 4000

HT: you mena I get 4000 BJ's

ROFLMFAO. I have no idea what you look like, but I sat here with a mental image of that conversation going on, and WAY TOO funny!

Scotty

 

[old pooner]

That is certainly quite an "interesting" price list. I wonder if she takes promissory notes (for $5M).

 

[rollerboy]

Ok ok... I came across this ad in spar
WOW! Look at her 1 year and 10 year exclusive rates!!!
http://www.jandahabibi.com/promotions.htm
I better get a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th job, and start saving now. By the time I`m 70 years old, I`ll be able to afford her 10 year exclusive rate, and live my last 10 years buried in thighs.

Scotty

Just remember not to pay in advance, bro!

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

For that rate she better have drink holders on her hips, a beer fridge in the back of her head, come with 24 hour Playboy channel, and be ready to go at the drop of a hat. Any time, anywhere, anyhow.

Scotty

 

[bole065]

if

Haha...

and remember that in 10 years she won't be nearly as gorgeous as she is now....