Omg! Omg! Omg!

[Cock Throppled]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ob-ops-now-she-wants-one-for-daughter-14.html

The poor, youngest daughter. Hope she doesn't succumb to the mother's insanity.

 

[Jason_96]

I think the woman on the far right is the hottest one. The one beside her boobs are way too big. How could you even walk around like that?

 

[vancity_cowboy]

a couple of them look like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

 

[Jason_96]

a couple of them look like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

The first time I ever heard that was from "True Romance". Great movie.

 

[storm rider]

a couple of them look like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

You forgot to add "and then someone gave them 10 of the best with the ugly stick"

GROSS.....I would not fuck either of them with the cock of my worst enemy.

SR

 

[Flanders]

Is this a thread on euphemisms for "ugly"? hahaha

one of my all time faves:

Her face looks as if it has been set on fire, then put out with a shovel

 

[BigBlue]

one of my all time faves:
Her face looks as if it has been set on fire, then put out with a shovel

My all time fave: "She had a face like a melted gumboot."

 

[Flanders]

Ladies, feel free to chime in with your best ones for the guys. Don't need this thread to turn into a gender-biased hater thread... Equal opportunity for all to play the game of cut down

 

[COLONEL ANGUS]

From Sanford and Son.. Fred talking to Esther
You are so ugly that if you pressed your face in some dough... you'd have gorilla cookies.

These two are not from S&S
You Were So Ugly As A Kid That Your Mother Had To Feed You With A Sling Shot ...

You were so ugly as kid that on Halloween you're mother put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out as an asshole .

 

[WreckBeach]

MY EYES!

Fuck they're hideous. My standards aren't even that friggin high but they're damn unpleasant to look at.

 

[wilde]

Holy shit, there's not enough liquor and therapy in the world to....

 

[Bartdude]

a couple of them look like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

I'd say that about all of them :fear:

 

[storm rider]

Is this a thread on euphemisms for "ugly"? hahaha

one of my all time faves:

Her face looks as if it has been set on fire, then put out with a shovel

Ok.....how about "they all look like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag"

SR

 

[Bone_eve]

mother is Chantall the middle one in first picture.

And the one with the nice boobies is the youngest who has not got them enhanced