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OMG, did she just say that!?!?!?

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We Need more sick and twisted humour here...

If she's important: All The President's Men

If she's not: Les Miz

If she's a virgin: Mary Poppins (that one took a full beer to come up with LOL)

If she's a dry MILF: Raiders of the Lost Ark

If she's a domme MILF: Temple of Doom

If she's a family oriented MILF: Meet the Fockers

If your ex contracted an STD just before your last go at it: The empire strikes back

If it's halloween Fright Night: Edward Schissorhands

If she is multi-racial: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

If she is a famour porn star: Gravity.
 
We Need more sick and twisted humour here...

If she's important: All The President's Men

If she's not: Les Miz

If she's a virgin: Mary Poppins (that one took a full beer to come up with LOL)

If she's a dry MILF: Raiders of the Lost Ark

If she's a domme MILF: Temple of Doom

If she's a family oriented MILF: Meet the Fockers

If your ex contracted an STD just before your last go at it: The empire strikes back

If it's halloween Fright Night: Edward Schissorhands

If she is multi-racial: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

If she is a famour porn star: Gravity.
A++ for creativity and originality!!!
 
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