What are the age brackets of the various SP's / masseuses that you've patronized?
What was the oldest?
How was the experience?
Did you repeat?
What was the oldest?
How was the experience?
Did you repeat?
53-56Herb_The_Perb said:How old was the oldest SP / masseuse that you've ever patronized?
How was the experience?
Did you repeat?
Maury, she still may be alive -- I spoke to her on the phone a few months ago. I think her name is Noriko, and she's in N. Burnaby.Maury Beniowski said:70+...for real, but she was excellent.
A Japanese woman who claimed she was a spy for the other side during the WWII. She definitely knew what she was doing. Footh bath in special oils, floral infused oil bath after that, ginger tisane, great massage and hand release to finish off. I kept my eyes closed a lot at first, but opened up when the stories she told of her past became very fascinating. This happened 10 years ago, so she's probably dead now. I reviewed her here about a year ago.
That's her. If you haven't tried her, she's definitely worth it!Herb_The_Perb said:Maury, she still may be alive -- I spoke to her on the phone a few months ago. I think her name is Noriko, and she's in N. Burnaby.
Why should you? You certainly don't look old.longfirmleggss said:all of sudden i dont feel so old...![]()
Yes, but don't most of them do that if they are over 30, at least at first? Some will tell you their real age after they get to know you. And some will tell you a more realisitic (but still not totally accurate) age after they get to know wou.Jonesy said:Who the hell even knows anymore? I know some SPs (Veronica) seem honest with their age but I have seen some horror stories. ... Yuck! SPs that lie about their age is a huge deal to me.
Hatrick said:Years ago, I read a massage add, that led me to an address in Bridgeview. I couldn't believe my eyes, this white haired old lady in a see thru moo moo opened the door. She had huge tit's and when I rubbed them they felt dry like parchment paper. She kept saying I don't do sex, but I was loaded and said aw common I'll bet you were a real hot fuck years ago, you probably still got it. Well I haven't done it in about 3 yrs she said but I could do you, you look like a nice young man. I got her in her bedroom and she lay down and smiled at me she had too much red lipstick on her lips they were a bit smudged. She had the widest grinn on her face, the bad part was she had only 1 tooth in the middle. Her breath was horrible stale smoke and bad breath together, but I was gonna do her. Wow what a nasty gash, sparse white hair on that thing too, I got it in her and while I was fucking her her schnauser dog was freeking out and pulling on my pants which were still around my ankles. The thing was barking it's fucking head off thinking I was hurting it''s master or more than likely jealous because perhaps I was on the dogs turf. It started nipping at my legs and I kinda wondered, what the fuck am I doing here anyway? I got up and looked at the old lady, she was happy as hell that anybody could still get it up for her. I thought boy this is really bad I have to get out of here, that fucking dog ran me right out of the house! When I got in the car I was embarrassed for myself, I thought how could you fuck that old lady. That was terrible, but it was also kind of funny and I couldn't stop laughing, I realized that I would really would fuck anything, what a revelation, yep as long as it had a real cunt I'd do her, I really am a pig!
Shhhhhhhhh!cunnyman said:If you want one out of this world blow job from the old ladies, get them to take out their dentures first. wowsa awesome gumming!!!