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HeMadeMeDoIt

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I would suggest maybe looking up a few of the old folks' homes and hanging around any of the lower mainland hostpitals that has a geriatric unti attaches :D

SOrry STW just couldnt help myself bro!
 

Verb

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Wow....

I am sure if you hang around those retirement homes, there got to be a horny granny.
 

Very Veronica

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gorgeous grannies

I think your request is totally legitimate...in today's day and age women can look damn sexy in their later years. Sophia Lauren, Raquel Welch, Linda Grey etc. Now while hot mature celebrities probably aren't soliciting themselves in the back of the georgia straight, i'd try checking out Sandbar, Glowball, take a spin around Holt Renfrew, get a job as a landscaper in Shaughnessy, pool boy in west van...in short...go for it hun..and if you can wait 20 years, i'll be there for ya!
 

Penhold

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stw said:
Hi,

Is there any older escort in Van area? I mean 60+ :p


Thanks,
Steve
Now, now everyone. Be kind to stw.

Maybe he heard the phrase "bite the wiener" once too often and now has a fear of teeth?

Or, maybe he needs a travelling companion to obtain a senior's discount on a caribbean cruise.

Let's give him the benefit of the doubt - he never did mention the type of services he was looking for. :)
 

Maury Beniowski

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In a nice wet pussy!
Never underestimate the experience of an older lady!

Strangely enough, about six years ago, I answered an ad for a mature SP. I had run out of choices as it was late in the day, so I held my breath and went to a nice apartment complex in north-east Burnaby. I rang and was let in to a dimly lit but clean apartment. I figured, why not try this? This Japanese lady was probably well-past seventy, but she had an air of confidence, and still looked in reasonably good shape. She later told me she spied for the Imperial Army in WWII.

This whole experience was almost ethereal. She began by serving me a special infusion made up of herbs, roots and fruits. Tasted mostly like ginger. She then washed my feet in perfumed warm water. She had drawn a hot jacuzzi bath in advance and it was also steeped with fragrant oils. Very relaxing. After a ten minute soak, she scrubbed me down and finished by towel drying me.

We moved to a futon set up on the floor, and she gave me an excellent if not sensuous massage. She followed up with an excellent handjob - very tantric; I visualized myself as a spy in the war seeking info (haha), and later hot-towelled me dry. All through this, relaxing music filled the room.

I never went back, but it sure turned my stereotypical ideas and notions inside-out about older women.

I'll never forget it. I don't know if she's still out there, but I'm certain some pooners in here had the privilege of her service in the past.
 

roadguy

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Last year I saw a English massage provider.
Add in Westender.
She was old but could do amazing things with her hands.
She rubbed her hands together and created serious heat.
She really knew what she as doing as far as massage.
Nice hj.
I kinda felt weird as she was decades older than anyone I had
seen before.
She was in good shape.
But get this I heard from another MP that she was in late
70's.
Blew my mind.
At the end she even did a topless.
Kinky but pretty good.
I guess she frequently had some guys flee when they saw here.
So she had add that read "welcomes back previous clients".
Didn't want new ones who did not know what they were getting into.
Overall I would have to say a pretty good experience if you have open
mind and get past the intial shock of the package.
She was a very nice woman.
As I recall price was low.
Something like 60 for an hour inclusive.
 

Sonny

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I had a late uncle who observed as he aged past mid 50, that every woman is beautiful - wise eyes and knowing heart for sure.
 

mynameisPete

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Massages yes,
not sure if you could increase the $ for F/S.
There was an older polish woman in the westender or G/s who did massage - anytime, late at night - YMMV but digits etc. were ok, but geesh, with this one , you needed some alcoholic assistance to be there. It was like a step out of the twilight zone with the furntiture b&w tv etc. Very clean though but she was a little heavy and had a slight b/o

And then, there is a truly older woman 60 +who does massage (pseduo - bordering on lame, tantric massage) Also in G/S in massage section. She'll get n'ked for $.5 which is a lot for a R&T but I had to see her 'cause I wanted to know how my girlfriend would look like in 8 years or so... I coughed up the additional .5 (hour massage = 1 brown). Well... it was just like the porn mags or internet stuff - droopy, droopy and signs of ageing.
A one time experience for the nude rub - but fun to have participated on the experience of seeing an old woman naked. Definitely not repeat as the massage was not very good for the $.

There are two older massage providers in GS who adverise S. Vanocouver area - Marian is NOT the one I am talking about above. Marian has been reviewed here before with accuracy.

Sorry no G S to find tel #.
 
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My Name is Mud

In the early 90's their was an incredible older SP who worked out of a place on Oak street and then in the westend. She was late 40's, I was early 20's. She was very classy, blonde and in wonderful shape, plus she had a great personality. She was my first, and to this day, best GFE experience. I saw her exclusively for 18 months, then she disappeared. I forgot her name but not the experiences.
 

Syncmaster

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In the late 90's I lucked out and somehow got connected with a "therapist" lady who was at least 50+. Our sessions went from the "normal" lets-talk-about-your-problems level to FS. As we got to know each other more, BBBJ and BB-FS were provided.

She is not in the business any more. Sigh.
 

oppai

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Re: Never underestimate the experience of an older lady!

Maury Beniowski said:
Strangely enough, about six years ago, I answered an ad for a mature SP. I had run out of choices as it was late in the day, so I held my breath and went to a nice apartment complex in north-east Burnaby. I rang and was let in to a dimly lit but clean apartment. I figured, why not try this? This Japanese lady was probably well-past seventy, but she had an air of confidence, and still looked in reasonably good shape. She later told me she spied for the Imperial Army in WWII.
I saw this woman years ago, and she is still around. She fulfilled my older woman fantasy. I unfortunately went for the return trip and it got wierd. She started to call me all the time and ask for favors, money, help with rent etc. She asked if I wanted to buy some jewels. I felt sorry for her but even after I asked her to stop calling she continued. She is also a compulsive liar, she tells a different story to everyone about what she did. She was never a spy, trust me.
 

Herb_The_Perb

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roadguy said:
Last year I saw a English massage provider.
Add in Westender.
She was old but could do amazing things with her hands.
She rubbed her hands together and created serious heat.
She really knew what she as doing as far as massage.
Nice hj.
I kinda felt weird as she was decades older than anyone I had
seen before.
She was in good shape.
But get this I heard from another MP that she was in late
70's.
Blew my mind.
At the end she even did a topless.
Kinky but pretty good.
I guess she frequently had some guys flee when they saw here.
So she had add that read "welcomes back previous clients".
Didn't want new ones who did not know what they were getting into.
Overall I would have to say a pretty good experience if you have open
mind and get past the intial shock of the package.
She was a very nice woman.
As I recall price was low.
Something like 60 for an hour inclusive.
Roadguy, do you remember any more about her, or does anyone else have any more data on her?
 

A Nonny Mouse

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In praise of older women

Oh, I love the look and feel of a 20's & 30's something female body.

BUT, the best sex I have ever had was with 40+ year old ladies. Their bodies are not as firm as the young ones, but neither is mine. But over the years they have learned how to treat a man, and screw like minks. I have not had a 40+ year old woman who was not a very good lay.

If I were looking for a great sex SP only, and one was available, I would opt for the older one. Leanne in Richmond is an excellent example. I never saw her, but her reviews were all positive.

Just remember guys... one day you will all be screwing 40+ year olds. Look forward to it! :D
 

stw

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Just remember guys... one day you will all be screwing 40+ year olds. Look forward to it!

WHen I am in that stage, I would ask for a early 20s girl :D
 

A Nonny Mouse

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You DOG!!!

NO! BAD DOG!

Now I know where the name comes from. ;-)
 
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