Old people are funny

Kev

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My stepfather was watching a program on TV that was condeming all those that make senseless noise in our great city Vancouver. Anything to do with lawn maintanence was high on the list.

So dad got it in his head that he was going to help reduce noise pollution. He went out and bought an old fashion push mower from Lee Valley. Old in function true...but it was brand new and it cost about $150 dollars. Along with the mower he also bought hand trimmers to trim the grass. One set that allows him to cut while standing and another set that forces him to get on his knees. Good by Honda gas powered lawnmower, and power weedeater, hello 1940s.

The funny thing is my stepfather is 85 years old and had a difficult time pushing the gas mower never mind this old fashion machine. I told him "dad why don't you let me cut the grass?" Which isn't really the case because i don't cut my own grass i'll be damned if i'm going to cut his. I would however higher someone to do it. He says "nope i want to do it." Old people sure are funny.

Any of you have "old people are funny stories" that you care to share? --- Kev
 

hitrack

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I know this old dude, he's something like 65 or so. And he knows more about the wars of Canada and the US than any friggen high school could ever teach ya.

I help him out with his computer from time to time. His favourite game is Medal of Honor.

Stories aren't rally all that funny, but interesting since they were all before my time.
 
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