Ok I have an idea....

[myselftheother]

Ok... so Christmas and the like is coming up.... and just like some of you fellow perberts who may be like me, I'm a single guy in the world who doesn't have any family to speak of, and am dreading the holiday blues..

So, I was thinking that maybe if two of the lovely gals and me and one other perbert who all share that " don't wanna spend x-mas alone" feeling.... would like to do the x-mas thing together as a surrogate orphan get together.... would anyone like to join in this adventure or have a few comments?????

 

[richrad]

man this is one of those i would but i wont situation. i would cuz i will be alone, i wont cuz i dont want to reveal my identity.

 

[bobsled]

Re: Christmas Morning....

Dear Santa,

I'd love it if when I woke up on Christmas morning there was snow on the ground and I could hear people singing Carols on the street below my appartment instead of motorcycles and ambulances and firetrucks and guys with shopping carts that they stole from Home Depot that are going through the garbage bins looking for bottles and stuff.

And when I stumble out of bed my living room is filled with presents and Christmas decorations and the fire (it's gas) is turned on and Tiffany Fox and Bambi Fox are in their pajamas sitting beside the fire sharing ice cream and the coffee maker they bought me for Christmas is making all three of us some coffee so we can all snuggle by the fire and drink coffee with real whipping cream and open our Christmas presents together.

I bought them both nylons and some Victoria Secret stuff and they got me power tools and a big screen TV so we can watch movies and hockey together when they come over. And then they both kiss me on the cheek at the same time and they smell wonderful. And then they kiss each other while I watch from the kitchen and pour them both some more chapagne and orange juice and another round of ice cream....which they share so I can watch.

And we'd spend the day playing strip Monopoly and eating chocolate and drinking champagne and orange juice. And we'd open stockings with fun stuff inside that were hanging over the fire place. And the Christmas tree would smell wonderful. And Bambi and Tiffany and I would be having the best Christmas Day we could ever dream of.

And it was a dream...And then I wake up, and I don't have pajamas and I don't have a Christmas Tree with presents....and my fireplace is not working....and there's no stockings...no Christmas stuff...and no champagne with OJ....and no Bambi and no Tiffany...there is nothing....except my furniture...and I have to make coffee alone...and it's dark outside...and there's no snow....and I'm all alone. Again. And I am nude except for the black dress socks I put on when I woke up a few minutes ago, and my clock says it's about 05:20AM on Christmas Morning.

It's time to celebrate...I think I'll have some Scotch for breakfast and eat later.

sledboodlesledllebobb.....boobsledlle..eboob..booble...

 

[LonelyGhost]

So, I was thinking that maybe if two of the lovely gals and me and one other perbert who all share that " don't wanna spend x-mas alone" feeling.... would like to do the x-mas thing together as a surrogate orphan get together.... would anyone like to join in this adventure or have a few comments?????

dude, when you're already paying for sex that makes you a pathetic loser like the rest of us ...

when you start trying to guilt a freebie out of someone that makes you a cheap, manipulative pathetic loser.

your lump of coal is on its way.

The Grinch

 

[myselftheother]

whoa hold on there, Sparky....

dude, when you're already paying for sex that makes you a pathetic loser like the rest of us ...

when you start trying to guilt a freebie out of someone that makes you a cheap, manipulative pathetic loser.

your lump of coal is on its way.

The Grinch

Now hang on a minute.... this is not to get a freeby.... this is a suggestion, and just because we like to pay for sex doesn't make us losers (speak for yourself). My point is, LG, before you start projecting your ways on others, ie guilting freebies out of someone.... it would be fair and squarely covered by the appropriate funds... so don't go jumping to conclusions that only have a reality in your twisted world, friend.

Anyway, the thought is, to be clearer on further consideration, that it would be more of a social thing rather than a bumping our bits together thing.... even though if that does happen I wouldn't say no...

This would be on or prior to X-mas eve, for a few hours, with maybe a little turkey and a tree and a few goodies.....

 

[myselftheother]

hmmm maybe you're right.....

More likely the girls will pass this idea. I volunteer at a nursing home quite a bit. But not with clients; that's for sure!
There are a lot of people will joint you, but not the girls from this business though. I don't think it's about money, maybe more about being discreet.

I can see the discretion thing.... didn't consider that. whups. Well maybe a more private setting, same scene with only one gal.... kinda my own little X-mas thing for myself.... any takers?

 

[richrad]

hey i thought you meant the ladies would be paid, i didnt know you meant like they would just come to you for free. maybe pay for a overnight stay eh.

 

[myselftheother]

hey i thought you meant the ladies would be paid, i didnt know you meant like they would just come to you for free. maybe pay for a overnight stay eh.

Yeah, richrad..... I don't think I would want an overnighter.... but just a few hours ( 2-3 ) .... just to help get through the X-mas blues.....

 

[richrad]

ill be planning an overnight stay with an SP for christmas, im still researching on who would be the best for an overnight, which will include good attitude, willingness and looks. you would think that this wouldnt be too hard but as of right now, i have not found one that would fit my desires the best yet.

 

[myselftheother]

ill be planning an overnight stay with an SP for christmas, im still researching on who would be the best for an overnight, which will include good attitude, willingness and looks. you would think that this wouldnt be too hard but as of right now, i have not found one that would fit my desires the best yet.

How long have you been searching.... I just started this today.... thought about it for a while...is there anyone who would like to just do a one on one private X-mas Eve in front of a nice fire and yadayada?

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

It's threads like this that make me realize just how fortunate I am.
Good luck in your search.

 

[LonelyGhost]

don't go jumping to conclusions that only have a reality in your twisted world, friend.

everyday is x-mas in my world ...

 

[myselftheother]

everyday is x-mas in my world ...

that's nice....

to say the least tho', y'know, I think I'm going about this the wrong way. Scrap the idea.... maybe this isn't the best idea. Nice fantasy tho'. So, I declare a "fuck it" to this proposal...

 

[myselftheother]

what the problem is.... it's too damn tricky to meet someone, get to know her, find out she is worthy of my time and I am of hers, blah blah.... anyway I'm not gonna go on a "poor me " thing... even as sad a perbert as I am...

Seriously though, tongue in cheek aside, it was just a thought I'd throw out there.... interesting response, eh?