OK, I can admit it....

[50 Mile Radius]

My Name is 50 Mile Radius, and I am a PERBaholic.

Does anyone know a 12 step program....

to be able to put more $$ aside?


have a great long weekend everyone!

 

[steverino]

I lost it after step 5....

 

[bigdman]

I lost it after step 5....

Thats it? YOu can't even go the distance.... ...Lisa loves to go the distance.........she loves marathons

 

[mikey's here]

Dammit,

I relapsed at step 1... :;

Ah well, could be worse, could be back on the pills again...

 

[static]

So is DATY a requirement of the date. Can't we just slap on the hat, and have a cbj and a good long(3 min) lay? What ever happened to the good ole days of safe sex?

 

[Dremok]

Wow Lisa. You just shot right up my must see list. Soon as I get back from vacation. Wow!

 

[50 Mile Radius]

12 steps of lisagigglez
1. step into my door
2. look at a horny lisagigglez in lingerie craving DATY
3. follow lisa gigglez into the bedroom
4. share a glass of wine while staring at her beautiful bottom bending over to lay on the bed
5. kiss lisagigglez and stroke her all over
6. explore her body with your tounge/ give a class act daty workout
7. share another glass
8. get some wonderful BBBJ from LisaGigglez
9. turn her over to do her doggy style
10. thrust in awe watching your cawk go in and out and her.. well use your imagination
11. orgasm and fall over in bliss
12. cuddle and sigh

OMFG...Lisa, please be my savior!

 

[Swguy]

" Shes going the distance "
" Shes going for speed "

The bands name is Pure but I can't remember what song.
Its from the " generation six-pack " album.

Actually... the bands name is "Cake" and the song is called "The Distance". Possibly done by Pure, but I've never heard their version nor can I find a similar song done by them.... *shrug*

Lovely Lisa just changes the words a lil bit..

The Distance

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Engines pumping and thumping in time
The green light flashes, the flags go up
Churning and burning they yearn for the cup

They deftly manuver and muscle for rank
Fuels burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern

As they speed through the finish, the flags go down
The fans get up and they get out of town
The arena is empty except for one man
Still driving and striving as fast as he can

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
Not long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's driving and striving an hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for who he still burns

He's going the distance
He's going for speed
She's all alone, all alone, all alone in a time of need

Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He's going the distance

No trophies, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no lime
He's haunted by something he cannot define
Bowel shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse
Assail him and bail him with monster truck force

In his mind he's still driving, still making the grade
She's hoping in time that her memories will fade
'Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
Not long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for who he still burns

'Cause he's going the distance,
He's going for speed
She's all alone
All alone
All alone
In a time of need

Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and ridding on his horse
He's going the distance
He's going for speed
He's going the distance


SWG

 

[steverino]

Made it through step eight, ahhhhhhhhhh.........

 

[50 Mile Radius]

Dearest 50 the steps to saving $$ for

Step 1 - Acknowledging you are an addict is the first step.
Step 2 - Deciding you have no intent of ending the addiction.
Step 3 - Figure out which SP you want to see.
Step 4 - Figure out how long you want to spend with her.
Step 5 - Simple mathmatical equation Time: x Price = Target $ Goal.
Step 6 - Figure out appoximately when you want to see the SP and make appoinment.
Step 7 - Simple mathmatical equation: T$G / days until you plan to see her = Daily $ goal.
Step 8 - Put Aside D$G everyday.
Step 9 - Think about how what a pain it is to put aside the D$G
Step 10 - Remind yourself why you are putting aside the D$G
Step 11 - Collect all the D$G which you put aside (should equal T$G)
Step 12 - Go see SP and experience why you put aside the D$G and SMILE.

Thank you Saraphina, let's review:

Step 1....done, as per my original post. I am an adict
Step 2...Easy, i have no intent to stop
Step 3...Hmmm, I belive i have figured that out too
Step 4...Also, figured out!
Step 5...Thanks for the math, numbers make me dizzy
Step 6...Also, done...
Step 7...Daily goal has been accomplished;-)
Step 8...Will do, must start saving for next visit(perhaps I can be a regular someday!)
Step 9...a flaw in the steps. It's NOT a pain to think about
Step 10...i beleive she has a website
Step 11...tis collected
Step 12...Smiling in anticipation...already


That's a great 12 step program, saraphina.

Thank you

 

[OTR2]

She had me at step 2

 

[Phoenix]

1. step into my door
2. look at a horny lisagigglez in lingerie craving DATY

1. step into my door
2. look at a horny lisagigglez in lingerie craving DATY
3. follow lisa gigglez into the bedroom

1. step into my door
2. look at a horny lisagigglez in lingerie craving DATY
3. follow lisa gigglez into the bedroom
4. share a glass of wine while staring at her beautiful bottom bending over to lay on the bed

FUCK Tried to read three times but my monitor keeps getting in the way!