ohhh whooo to review next --> SexyDonBella

[Christian Bale]

A couple weeks of fun between 50street, Revive and Legends with the likes of Anya, Shantay, Honey, Sydney, Dee, Naomi, Persia, Ryder and too many more who I can't even remember their fucking names. So where to stick it in next you may ask??? Who's the next lucky fucker to introduce her pussy to my cock? Welllll, DonBella is the lucky one. I found her on Backpage and she was friendly enough over the phone.

Hot body, average face, and amazing ass. She told me she's south American and for once I actually believe it. Bella Donna aint no native. She's definitely South American!!!!!!

She fucked me and sucked me and gave me a good fucking time. Reminded me of the sex I had down in Brazil, Peru and Venezuela a few months ago. DFK, LFK, BBBJ offered, high energy. I think she even farted at the end. Anything else you wanna know? Ask.

Price: I gave her $280

L: 7.4589
A: 9.0
S: 9.001

Repeat: Only if she buys some enhancements. Neeext!

 

[overdone]

Anything else you wanna know? Ask.

your parents, grandparents are first cousins, I assume?

were you dropped on your head once or twice while you were a baby?

you sound like a pimp, did you drop out of pimp school?

I have more but I bore easily, not as quick as Jim, but close :nod:

 

[jim]

your parents, grandparents are first cousins, I assume?

were you dropped on your head once or twice while you were a baby?

you sound like a pimp, did you drop out of pimp school?

I have more but I bore easily, not as quick as Jim, but close :nod:

I think his parents were first cousins and his mother drank a 26 of whiskey every day since he was conceived. Then she dropped him on his head everytime she remembered to change his diaper. When he finally learned to use the big boy toilet at 12 years of age he was allowed to go play on the playground equipment on his own and fell off that onto the concrete luckily landing on his head. His teen years were spent skipping school and sniffing glue and gasoline behind the dumpster.

The above would be the only explanation I can think of for anyone posting the way he does.

 

[ThisEndUp]

I think his parents were first cousins and his mother drank a 26 of whiskey every day since he was conceived. Then she dropped him on his head everytime she remembered to change his diaper. When he finally learned to use the big boy toilet at 12 years of age he was allowed to go play on the playground equipment on his own and fell off that onto the concrete luckily landing on his head. His teen years were spent skipping school and sniffing glue and gasoline behind the dumpster.

The above would be the only explanation I can think of for anyone posting the way he does.

I think you got CB covered Jim, except maybe his mum was drinking AND doing 8balls and tied off the umbilical cord when shooting up whilst carrying it errr him...

Frankly I am scared to even guess the teen years 'til now litany of events that has made CB the poster he is

Guess we are lucky he didn't rate the fart :doh:

Wonder if we could get DonBella or anyone else to rate him

 

[jim]

Wonder if we could get DonBella or anyone else to rate him

Well given his comment about her:

Only if (snipped the idiotic comment) Neeext!

I'm sure she'd say she would see him only if he came back with a dick that she didn't have to use a finger condom on.

 

[Flanders]

Any threads in the lounge on the topic of "DoucheBags" should reference OP in this thread.

Any tool who thinks that Don Bella's breats could be improved via artificial enhancements knows not of what they speak. CB, I picture you adjusting your NY Yankees cap (backwards, yo!) and huge waistband CK underwear above your baggie jeans 1/2 way down your ass. Once you get a little more experienced and maturity, you might recognize how awesome and rare a set of naturals like DB's are.

A Trans-Am fire chicken hood sticker would improve a '66 vette too, wouldn't it?