Off to Vegas

[Randy Whorewald]

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'

 

[luckydog71]

Same guy when his wife returns from Vegas:

He walks through the front door from work and his wife is jumping up and down.

Start packing, I just won a million dollars on a slot machine.....I JUST WON 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!.

The husabnd asks:

"Should I pack beach wear for our trip to Hawaii?"

"Should I pack warn clothes for our ski trip?"

"Or are we going back to Vegas?"

The wife response - "I don't care what you pack or where you go, just get the fuck out."