Ode to Perb
Oh Perb Oh Perb where would I be
If only I’d first consulted with thee
Good advice and not even a fee
A great list of beauties that want to fuck me
I step out in the morning and start up my truck
A smooth drive to work if I am in luck
I enter the parkade and yell what the fuck
As my mag card won’t work or the gate is just stuck
I wait 10 minuets for the lift to arrive
And I think the “technicians” should be buried alive
I get to the exit and I try and I strive
But the door will not open as my mag card has died
The door I kick open with a bang and a crash
The handle I dent and the glass I do smash
Off go the sirens with alarm bells they clash
Card won’t work but security, there in a flash
I explain what’s the problem and pay a small fine
All’s well and it’s good if you pay someone a dime
So off to the office to have a good time
And log onto craigslist to find a good line
I hunt and I search and then I search some more
All just to find my most perfect whore
I read all the posts and find a girl I adore
The only task of my workday, which is not just a chore
So I make the phone call to gather some detail
To truly discover if she’s a nice piece of tail
We chat and we chat about what she’ll avail
And make an appointment to keep, of which I’ll not fail
I get to the site and call to get in
I call and I call but there’s no answer within
I step back from the intercom and say with a grin
I’m sure she’ll be worth it when I finally get in
So sure enough after a bit of a wait
I’m off to her suite for my desire to sate
She opens the door and what is my fate?
The girl in the ad was merely just bait!
Fucking hell and dammed be the scammers
I’m pissed as hell but I still have my manners
So I go through the door, what with me’s the matter?
Each step I get closer I swear she get’s fatter.
The ad was enticing and she looked just divine
Anything I wanted, any service was fine
I pictured our bodies, our tongues intertwine
And now I’m presented with this fucking swine!
So I stand in the door way and then I get bold
You said you were twenty, a site to behold
Thirty years ago maybe, truth be told
She’ll suck me off for a fifty, what the fuck, I fold
So back to my office I log onto Perb
A list of beauties, delightful, superb!
Princess 69 so perfect I’ve heard
Is there for the taking, just say the word (and be polite)
Mellissa in Aby and Jesika xxx
They’re perfect in bed and just love to have sex
Reviews are a plenty and rich in text
I can’t hardly wait to see what’s next
BJ Hunter, Three times and handles sublime
Experience shared, and just in time
Who will be the best fuck for your dime?
Stick to their advice and you’ll do just fine
Oh Perb Oh Perb Oh friend in me
Thank god I first consulted with thee
Before I blow my load for a fee
I’ll consult you first on whom it shall be
Oh Perb Oh Perb where would I be
If only I’d first consulted with thee
Good advice and not even a fee
A great list of beauties that want to fuck me
I step out in the morning and start up my truck
A smooth drive to work if I am in luck
I enter the parkade and yell what the fuck
As my mag card won’t work or the gate is just stuck
I wait 10 minuets for the lift to arrive
And I think the “technicians” should be buried alive
I get to the exit and I try and I strive
But the door will not open as my mag card has died
The door I kick open with a bang and a crash
The handle I dent and the glass I do smash
Off go the sirens with alarm bells they clash
Card won’t work but security, there in a flash
I explain what’s the problem and pay a small fine
All’s well and it’s good if you pay someone a dime
So off to the office to have a good time
And log onto craigslist to find a good line
I hunt and I search and then I search some more
All just to find my most perfect whore
I read all the posts and find a girl I adore
The only task of my workday, which is not just a chore
So I make the phone call to gather some detail
To truly discover if she’s a nice piece of tail
We chat and we chat about what she’ll avail
And make an appointment to keep, of which I’ll not fail
I get to the site and call to get in
I call and I call but there’s no answer within
I step back from the intercom and say with a grin
I’m sure she’ll be worth it when I finally get in
So sure enough after a bit of a wait
I’m off to her suite for my desire to sate
She opens the door and what is my fate?
The girl in the ad was merely just bait!
Fucking hell and dammed be the scammers
I’m pissed as hell but I still have my manners
So I go through the door, what with me’s the matter?
Each step I get closer I swear she get’s fatter.
The ad was enticing and she looked just divine
Anything I wanted, any service was fine
I pictured our bodies, our tongues intertwine
And now I’m presented with this fucking swine!
So I stand in the door way and then I get bold
You said you were twenty, a site to behold
Thirty years ago maybe, truth be told
She’ll suck me off for a fifty, what the fuck, I fold
So back to my office I log onto Perb
A list of beauties, delightful, superb!
Princess 69 so perfect I’ve heard
Is there for the taking, just say the word (and be polite)
Mellissa in Aby and Jesika xxx
They’re perfect in bed and just love to have sex
Reviews are a plenty and rich in text
I can’t hardly wait to see what’s next
BJ Hunter, Three times and handles sublime
Experience shared, and just in time
Who will be the best fuck for your dime?
Stick to their advice and you’ll do just fine
Oh Perb Oh Perb Oh friend in me
Thank god I first consulted with thee
Before I blow my load for a fee
I’ll consult you first on whom it shall be
