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Chingada

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An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog
throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth.
Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and
then swallows the stomach back down again.

White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith (Formerly of the
Monkees).

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has
about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the
twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize
what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise
it will digest itself.

101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features
with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs-
it will let you go instantly.

Reindeer like to eat bananas.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the
air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the
air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse
has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and
purple.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John
Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last
signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II
killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

In Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam."

Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks
like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated
that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb
 

Makhno

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Nov 11, 2003
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Chingada said:
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
That may explain this....

 

j1tanamera

Connoisseur of FINE women
May 17, 2004
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Urban myth?

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and
purple.

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AHA! Not so true apparently - check out this site:
http://www.writeexpress.com/online.html

\J1

(just my 2 cents worth of useless info....)
 

j1tanamera

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May 17, 2004
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To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs-
it will let you go instantly.

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I think the same thing happens if you're getting a BJ and you want it to stop........ pretty much will end the whole session though..... LOL
 

j1tanamera

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May 17, 2004
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Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

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I think you burn MORE calories quicker if you move your tongue from side to side vs. up and down - esp. if giving a quickie ~ although one must be careful not to ingest any excreted fluids - which are supposedly high in calories! HA HA HA......
 
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