Observations by Hitrack

[hitrack]

Chicks you don't have to pay for rock!!!

Was at the Revenue Canada to day cleaning up some loose etches when I see this brunette hottie (well harsh cutie pie for sure) waiting too. Seeing if she is with someone I conclude the answer is no. I approach and sit next to her, lucky it was busy so I had an excuse to sit beside her. Lay down some BS about the wait and other tax related jargon. To make a long story short we decide we like eachother and want to carry on our conversation at the mall over coffee, after we both take care of our tax business. Spent a couple of hours at the mall BS'ing and then gave her my ph# and she said she would call. If she does great, if not...oh well.

observation #2

Walking through the mall I couldn't help but notice some of the chicks look like they just came from the hi-track. Skirt was short as hell, boots on, make up and perfume galore. I mean it was sensory overload for sure. And I blame the hurtin chicks DT with jeans, runners, and a skijacket on as looking like they just came from the mall?!?!?

 

[hitrack]

so, now a Rev Can office is part of your track?

I dunno man. If anything comes of it, I might just hang up the Goodyears.

 

[hitrack]

I doubt it would happen hifisex, the doors at RC aren't wide enough to drive through! Besides is the coffee there anygood. I need a joe when I cruise?!?!

 

[wolverine]

See, it's best to pick up women in unexpected places. Nightclubs, gyms, coffee bars...those are meat markets. Bookstores, CD shops, shopping malls...mild to strong chances. A dull, dreary place such as tax offices are the last places they expect to meet some guy.

When I rented Dogma, I was on the floor laughing for a long while when Jay and Silent Bob said that they were hanging out at the abortion clinic to meet loose chicks!

 

[Oberon]

When I rented Dogma, I was on the floor laughing for a long while when Jay and Silent Bob said that they were hanging out at the abortion clinic to meet loose chicks!

Dogma --- Just about pissed myself watching that movie some great lines...

Bethany:
What's he like?
Metatron:
God? Lonely, but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier then the faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany:
Sex is a joke in Heaven?
Metatron:
The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

Metatron:
Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims that God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or, they're talking to themselves.

Metatron:
Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar

Bethany:
[Y]ou're awfully nude. Rufus is it?
Rufus:
Yes, Rufus it is. Uh, it's usually long Rufus, but it's a little cold out here, you understand.

Metatron:
[F]or their insolence God decreed that neither Loki nor Bartleby would ever be allowed back into Paradise.
Bethany:
Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron:
Worse . . . Wisconsin . . . for the entire span of human history.

Metatron:
You people . . . if there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it.

Oberon