A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the
area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by and the man immediately got an erection.
The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for
me?'
The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'
She said, 'You must be new here, let me explain. It's a rule here that
If you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she lead him to the side of the
swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let
him have his way with her.
Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the
sauna and as he sat down, he farted... Within second's a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man.
'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer. 'You must be
new,' answered the hairy man. 'It's a rule that if you fart, it
implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put
him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.
The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.
'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep
the $500 membership fee.' 'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've
only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our
facilities.'
'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month,
but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.'
On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the
area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by and the man immediately got an erection.
The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for
me?'
The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'
She said, 'You must be new here, let me explain. It's a rule here that
If you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she lead him to the side of the
swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let
him have his way with her.
Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the
sauna and as he sat down, he farted... Within second's a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man.
'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer. 'You must be
new,' answered the hairy man. 'It's a rule that if you fart, it
implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put
him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.
The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.
'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep
the $500 membership fee.' 'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've
only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our
facilities.'
'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month,
but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.'
