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Northside Massage Studio

kazper

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I phoned Northside saturday night to see who was working. Talked to a girl named Seirra (sp?), and was told there were two girls working. Stopped in and was greeted by Lynelle (sp?), a larger, busty girl. This girl also has a scar on her belly from a surgury. I think I was told lynelle was 36dd, but they seemed bigger to me!! Anyway, I decided to stay for a session just to get a feel for the place. The room was clean and neat, and the shower was started for me. A magazine was opened on the pillow for me which I thought was a nice touch. The massage started with the girl clothed, and gradually worked toward a nude BJ. This girl has watched a lot of porn because she talked dirty and made all the porn movie sounds. I began to explore with my hands, and when I started to play at the "Y", I didn't get told to stop so I continued. All was well until my finger ran into the tampon. That did it for me. It was the damn tampon and the lack of warning that it was there. if I was not supposed to go there, would it not make sense to say something???? That pretty much ruined it for me. Anyway, I ended up finishing with a TF, got dressed and left. The service was ok, the attitude of the girl was ok, given the fake porn star lingo and sounds, but the tampon I just can't get outta my mind. I have swam in the red sea on occasion, but I was PREPARED for it!!!!!!! I was aware of the danger!!! Remember, YMMV.

Looks: 6

Attitude: 7

Service: 4 (damn tampon thing again)

Will not be going back, maybe. until I see a different review of another girl from this place, I will be staying away
 
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TOFTT

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kazper said:
I have swam in the red sea on occasion, but I was PREPARED for it!!!!!!! I was aware of the danger!!!
LMAO!! Sorry man, just couldn't help myself, it's just that I've never heard it expressed this way before. But becuz there was already a plug there, you didn't want to put another plug in it. There's many a sea where you could sail, but when you felt the plug, you had to bail. :D Maybe you could have sailed the Red Sea all the way over to the Grecian Isles. :p
 

beerdrinker

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is this the same Lynelle that used to be at KS massage :confused:

I know she had really big tits :p :D , but if i recall the attitude wasn't there :(

always wondered where she ended up at
 

kazper

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I'm not sure if she is the same Lynelle previously from KS Massage. The only time I was there was to see a redhead a long time ago, but she was busy, so i didn't stay. Wish I could give you more info.
 

kazper

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I got schooled

Actually, I DID ask if I could touch there. I ALWAYS ask before I go somewhere. Every other time I have asked to touch at the "y", I have been told no, or no insertion, or be gentle. But I have always been told something. I was not warned either way. Maybe it is a lesson for me. Maybe it is a case of not caring on her part. Maybe she forgot, I could go on. Either way it was a lesson learned, intentional or unintentional.
 

TOFTT

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kazper said:
I have swam in the red sea on occasion, but I was PREPARED for it!!!!!!! I was aware of the danger!!!

Ahh, the sounds of passionate swimming and frolicking in the Red Sea.

Glub, glub, glub. Glub, glub, glub. :D :eek:
 
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