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North Van Contortionist

JSIQ

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http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/nvn/ths/4587833315.html



Any info or reviews on this chick? I apologize if this isn't the appropriate section to post this.....I have been a member for years but only have ever had 2 pooning experiences. Call me selective and paranoid, lol.....and she only had one pick of herself.

Any info is greatly appreciated.
 

clittickler

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Checking the image thru google search had tons of hits. I would guess that is not her real pic. Just a hunch. ; )
 

JSIQ

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Checking the image thru google search had tons of hits. I would guess that is not her real pic. Just a hunch. ; )


I was thinking that wasn't her pic either. Thanks clittickler.
Talked to her on the phone.....she sounds really friendly with a good attitude.....sounds about 40, but states she is 28. When I asked her about showing me more pics, she was adamant that that was really her in that picture...and that her iphone is busted etc etc...and that she couldnt send me any more pics. Started going off on how tiny and flexible she is.....and that she is a contortionist.....can bend in any way etc. Based on attitude and the way she is describing her body......I can't help but be very intrigued.......Would be really nice if anyone has seen this girl and could help with a review. Thanks again.
 

JSIQ

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Took the plunge. 200 for a half hour at her place in North Van. She looked quite cute....seemed nice enough. Started with some DATY and DATO.....big mistake.....I had to pull away from the horrific odor down there. It was surprising as well, because she was pretty well put together, seemed to take care of herself, nice body etc....Originally I thought she was a bit out of it ( high or drunk) she was a bit wobbly while walking. She said that her back was injured and that she was taking Percocet for the pain...although that wouldn't explain why she was washing it down with vodka. I spent about 10 minutes with her in total....until she was just too out of it, that I had to make a decision. 10 minutes of an awful mechanical BBBJ ( not surprising considering how messed up she was) and then she complained that her stomach was hurting and had to go to the washroom. Thought she took her donation with her but I spotted her purse at the side of the bed......I was able to fish out 100 and I got the hell out of there. Good looks. Horrible hygiene and service. Obviously will never repeat.
 
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