yep pardner, if you can't find a woman who'll peddle her ass, peddling yours is about all you got left, lolGuess I'll just go for a bike ride tomorrow instead.
Nice template, Sarah, and it certainly can't hurt to copy and paste this, fellas! :nod:Dear (insert SP name here),
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is (insert your name here).
I've been reading your ads and admiring your pics for a while now, and have read every single word on your website. (insert compliment on her ads, her pics or her website here).
I can no longer restrain myself from seeing you and am writing to respectfully ask permission to phone and make an appointment to spend some time with you.
Please respond at your earliest convenience.
References are available upon request.
Respectfully, (insert your name here)
just kidding ...
Be yourself and be respectful!
yo, borko pardner, women actually write in code you see. using my secret decoder ring i've coloured the hidden message in red in the template above, and you can see what the writer would actually be saying to the providerDear (insert SP name here),
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is (insert your name here).
I've been reading your ads and admiring your pics for a while now, and have read every single word on your website. (insert compliment on her ads, her pics or her website here).
I can no longer restrain myself from seeing you and am writing to respectfully ask permission to phone and make an appointment to spend some time with you.
Please respond at your earliest convenience.
References are available upon request.
Respectfully, (insert your name here)
just kidding ...
Be yourself and be respectful!
...if you've got a REALLY skinny cock!Actually, wait, are the ones you sell cock rings? Because I do not have one of those yet..
oh, yer talkin' about the decoder quoit! they're a LOT more bucks!my brand of condoms is sized mega big boy xxl.
Four in one weekend, wowSo 7 emails and I booked 4 for the week.
No problemo!
More likely they buy advertising for a period of time, such as 6 months or whatever. If they retire in the interim, their adds still run because they are paid for.It is amazing how few replies you get. I sat in another city recently, two weeks ago in fact, and was quite surprised in calling about 20 numbers, got one call back, left copious messages, never heard more. But I called from the ads in the bar above this page for that city, and later was told many of the gals have retired. So why are their ads still up? Well because it is the advertising site wants to have a wealth of gals showing, not just a few.
Plus he literally just started pooningFour in one weekend, wow
No grass growing under your pooning bag.




