No Breaks For The Poor

[HolyCOW123]

SPs are so expensive...Im a student and have a hard time getting by already. Not saying that they don't deserve it because I know they work freaking hard. But I would love to enjoy and relax with a beautiful woman sometime. There are so many nice girls on here that I would love to meet one day. It's just so hard for me. I pretty much been a loser all my life. Not very popular but I never got picked on. Im drug/alcohol free and everything. I think we should start some kind of student discount program here =). Guess I just gotta save up.

Oh well, just ignore that....I just need to get that off my chest. Been here reading a lot and just got jealous of some lucky ppl that can afford to be with those beautiful gals.

Thanks for listening =D

 

[BobbiVan]

Or Barter

I could work you for 10 long hours in my yard/garden and then give you a half off discount. But if I had students working 10 hours + in my yard... I think I would run out of things that needed done!!

Sorry, I guess I can't help ya!

 

[HolyCOW123]

Don't worry about it You ladies shouldn't be getting short changed anyways.

 

[maverick73]

If you're a student, why don't u go to some parties on campus and pick up some drunk women... college girls are SOOO easy... my only regret is that I had the same gf all throughout university when I could have experimented with just about every girl on the sister floor... I know most of my dorm mates did about 2-3 girls throughout the year... here I was all Mr. Loyal Boyfriend... lol...

Seriously, living on campus, there are girls visiting your room on a nightly basis for "homework" tips... dressed in their nighties... you know they ALWAYS have an ulterior motive... I mean c'mon... it's bedtime and u got full makeup on?

Damnit, I should enroll in college again just to pick up the young women... it'll be like that movie Back To School!

 

[HolyCOW123]

lol it isn't that easy mav. First i don't live on campus and don't have any friends at college. It's my first year there and all my other friends went else where. Second, i would be so screwed if i ever went to a drinking party. Im serious here....3 coolers...stuff thats like only 5% alcohol and Im out. So ya...parties probably isn't my thing =( And Im pretty in-experienced....I would feel bad doing a drunk girl

 

[maverick73]

Seriously, even "Goose" could get laid in a place like College...

I suggest living on campus next year... living in a dorm, even the geeks and nerds got laid... I kid u not... because the female geeks and nerds were also horny and therefore needed a like partner... the girls that didn't lose their virginity in high school wanna MAKE SURE they lose it in college... seriously, if u can't get laid in college, you might just be gay .

living off campus is hard... u don't get to experience full campus life... I strongly suggest getting a place on campus or at least near there... so u can take part in lots of coed activities. College is a great place to meet your future wife who will then probably become your ex wife!

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Margaroofies are your friend.
And remember...
...no more than 2 coolers!

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

The 6/49 is only days away! Then you can have as many SP's as you want, AND quit school. Double bonus. Cha-Ching!

 

[n2supersymmetry]

SPs are so expensive...Im a student and have a hard time getting by already. Not saying that they don't deserve it because I know they work freaking hard. But I would love to enjoy and relax with a beautiful woman sometime. There are so many nice girls on here that I would love to meet one day. It's just so hard for me. I pretty much been a loser all my life. Not very popular but I never got picked on. Im drug/alcohol free and everything. I think we should start some kind of student discount program here =). Guess I just gotta save up.

Oh well, just ignore that....I just need to get that off my chest. Been here reading a lot and just got jealous of some lucky ppl that can afford to be with those beautiful gals.

Thanks for listening =D

Things ain't that bad ... First you made it to college and nobody knows who you. That's great because now you can reinvent yourself. That little ol you who is a loser and never got laid ... pfft outta window.
Seriously no one knows you so you can start fresh. Heck you don't even have any friends from the high school ... even better, time to make new ones.

Just a bit of a tip, don't go to parties or bars trolling for booty because women can smell desperation a mile away. Next time you go to a party, just randomly start talking people, guy and gal. In fact, talk to everybody in the party for practice. Yeah it's awkward sometimes but you are not gonna make new friends or get laid anytime soon sitting on the computer and talking to us.

 

[Sexy BBW]

Yes come out and meet us great SP's I have a first timers special on if you are interested

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Yes come out and meet us great SP's I have a first timers special on if you are interested

How many times can I be a first timer?

 

[Sexy BBW]

How many times can I be a first timer?

First as in one LOL My contact info is at the top of my signature

 

[visiting]

You guys are very helpful, I figured Holycow was going to get blasted, I mean he is a college student, and he can't meet girls, and he comes on Perb.

Some people would give a left nut to be back in college! So get back in there, and make an effort!!!! I think you need to drink 4 coolers at the next party, and then you will make some friends, and don't worry so much about the drunk girls, it's the drunk guys you need to watch out for!!!!

 

[westwoody]

Just think of your time in college/university as an investment. Who do you think can afford more SPs-the high school dropout working at Wally World or the MBA running the place?

 

[HolyCOW123]

wow maybe Im missing something but college doesn't seem that great. It's very hard meeting people. You go to class and the teacher just lectures then you go. No chance for interactions with other people. College is quite lonely I must say.

Guess I'll just try harder and DRINK UP!!!!! or win the 6/49 lol

But I feel so much better after talking...you people are just so nice

 

[Sexy BBW]

wow maybe Im missing something but college doesn't seem that great. It's very hard meeting people. You go to class and the teacher just lectures then you go. No chance for interactions with other people. College is quite lonely I must say.

Guess I'll just try harder and DRINK UP!!!!! or win the 6/49 lol

But I feel so much better after talking...you people are just so nice

Hahah some of us our bark is worse then the bite

 

[westwoody]

wow maybe Im missing something but college doesn't seem that great.

It's not supposed to be fun, you're there to learn. Some courses are very difficult and some are just like daycare for premature adults. If you are in a difficult one that's a good sign because you may actually be learning a marketable skill.
My sister just told me that she hires Arts majors to file paperwork because that's all they are good for.

 

[tom25]

wow maybe Im missing something but college doesn't seem that great. It's very hard meeting people. You go to class and the teacher just lectures then you go. No chance for interactions with other people. College is quite lonely I must say.

Guess I'll just try harder and DRINK UP!!!!! or win the 6/49 lol

But I feel so much better after talking...you people are just so nice

finish school, get a good job, and then you can see as many SPs as you want.

Tom

 

[n2supersymmetry]

wow maybe Im missing something but college doesn't seem that great. It's very hard meeting people. You go to class and the teacher just lectures then you go. No chance for interactions with other people. College is quite lonely I must say.

Guess I'll just try harder and DRINK UP!!!!! or win the 6/49 lol

But I feel so much better after talking...you people are just so nice

College is what you make it to be ... it's time for you to stop thinking and acting passively like in high school and start doing things actively. You are not gonna meet girls by sitting there passively and expect them to chase you like some cheesy Tag commercial.
There is ALWAYS time to get out there and have fun ... you just have to want it bad enough to do what it takes.

 

[Hollybaby]

SPs are so expensive...Im a student and have a hard time getting by already.

Well I'm a university student, and if I lowered my rates, I'd have a hard time getting by. The reason my rates are high is because I can't work very often because I'm studying and at school!

I'm not sure what the point of this post is.