A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. "We were married twenty-five years before he died," she said, dabbing away a tear. "Never had an argument in all those years."
"Amazing," said the councelor. "How did you do it?"
"I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward."
"Amazing," said the councelor. "How did you do it?"
"I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward."
