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Niko Review - my 1st full service

Honest Guy

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Well, I took the plunge today and perhaps I shouldn't have.

In the past I've stuck to the occassional massage (with Precious) but I thought what the hell, since most of the girls don't even seem to offer a massage rate maybe I should try full service.

Niko is ok looking. Not heavy or fat but not toned at all either, just soft, except for her implants. Her face is ok too but nothing you might fantasize about if you saw her on the streets. She was shy and quiet and pretty much just layed there unless directed to do something. She made faint and unmotivating groaning noises during the act and I wasn't overly inspired and felt like I was just going through the motions. I mean she seems like a really nice girl but it wasn't much of a turn on.

Part of the problem may have been that I couldn't really get over the idea that she, and all of these full service ladies, are getting ramed hourly by every Tom, Dick and Harry. It kind of takes the thrill away thinking about what else has been in there lately.

And the falseness of the situation is too much. I can't belive people ever refer to these experiences as "girlfirend experiences". Please, these chicks are getting reemed every hour or two so the idea of trying to fool yourself that your both enjoying the sexual experience is pretty pathetic.

I think for me it's back to massages where there's not pretence, and no pretending. With a massage she doesn't have to moan and pretend that your everything she wants in a lover. It is what it is, she's just servicing you with her hand for your pleasure alone and that's it. Full service left me nothing but feeling like take a good hot shower to clean off anything that the previous 50 guys may have left behind.

All I want is a hot looking babe who can give a decent HJ with a good attitude, not some mediocre chick who is willing to lay under 10 guys a night and pretend I'm her loverboy and she's getting off. Back to the real world!

Of course, no insult those guys who are into it ;-)
 

BillyC

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LOL, Honest guy... I think you better ask the girls how many times they are 'getting rammed' per day... I think you'd be surprised by the answer. Maybe hipster can set up a 'poll' that the SP's answer! As for the 'falseness' or other feelings YOU feel... well yea, fair enough... but remember, they're your feelings... don't impose them on others. I think back to messages is the right thing for you.

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DaBoneman

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When did Niko get implants?? :(
 

yogi

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They're definately implants. Why do some Asians try to be something they are not? It's bizarre & looks oddly out of context, especially when they're petite. I was with her in May. I agree with most of the review, while taking sharp exception to the general slam on FS providers & the intelligence/discernment of their customers. "Honest", you have no experience to back up your claims, generalities, or comparisions. I don't like fake pornstar moans or fake orgasms, & I too laugh at the notion of a GFE. What I do like is someone who genuinely likes her work, cares about the level of service, & has a friendly open relaxed nature. And they do exist. If she sees me first as a person not a $ sign, things will work out fine. I'm in the service biz too, although admittedly not in as personal way. I genuinely enjoy my work & care about those I serve, & I seek like-minded SP's.

PS
If you're gonna be a germaphobe, do it right: don't go to restaurants & produce your own food, never go to a hospital, & never ever touch money, doorknobs, public phones, or escalator handles.
In other words, stay in your hermetically sealed bubble & you'll be truly safe! ;)
 
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Hipster Doofus

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wow! yer a fucking idiot!
Part of the problem may have been that I couldn't really get over the idea that she, and all of these full service ladies, are getting ramed hourly by every Tom, Dick and Harry.
I hear ya buddy. Once in High school, me and 5 guys had a gangbang with the school slut. Myself being the smallest had to go last. Kinda grossed me out. But I still went back for sloppy seconds as did everyone else.

What I'm trying to say is you can either embrace Christian values like chaste and virtuous females or....

YOU CAN REVEL IN THEIR SLUTTINESS!!!
 

crustyclown

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Don't knock the HJ's...can be more stimulating as at least the rain coats are usually left off....
 

LonelyGhost

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hey honest guy ... i honestly hope you never date anyone ... what are you going to do with the realization that whomever you are in love with has been getting 'rammed' by other guys all these years? and not for the need or want of a different income but because hey she just loved getting banged ...

yikes.

more therapy for you ...
 

rollerboy

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I dunno, I hear the part about by this sweet, innocent looking thing being "rammed by ten guys a night"...

...And I kinda like it!

Definitely second that revel in her sluttiness sentiment.
 

yogi

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I think she's half Japanese half Chinese, but grew up mostly in Vancouver.
Beware that the vast majority of SP's who say they are Japanese in fact aren't. This is especially true in the AMP scene.
As I said, she's total eye candy but just didn't do it for me. Way too withdrawn, distant, & detached. Do a search under Yumiko & Niko for Victoria & you'll get wildly diverse opinions.

You're in Vancouver, Newbie? AMP heaven? Stick with the vast & lovely pickings there. Victoria is so whitebread & devoid of Asians, so if you love Asian, be happy you're lucky to be in Van!

If you want a sure thing freebie with a real J-girl, go to Roppongi district in Tokyo. You'll find tons of hotties just dying to try out a foreigner, even one who's average looking. Your odds are astronomical compared to bagging an ESL cutie in N America.
 

totalnewbie

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Ethnicity of Niko.

You are right. I am a Vancouverite. The thought of bumping into someone I know at a place of pooning deters me from doing it in my home base.

Instead, I decided to come over to the island and setup a base of pooning operation. What happens on the island stays on the island, right?

My experience so far? Great ladies, good attitude, excellent value. I haven't hit a"home-run" yet, but I still have the remainder of the week to try. Much is learnt about this new hobby.

Re: Niko. I guess there is no real effective way to determine her pedigree. I guess I just like to keep it authentic. Quiet and shy is okay, still part of the Japanese schoolgirl fantasy. She is terrible at returning email though.

No Japanese ESL cuties yet, but the dream lives on.
 

yogi

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"setup a base of pooning operation"...LOL, my aren't we methodical & military! Vic is a great place for ladies tho.

Quiet & shy is fine with me too, although she took that to the extreme. I like mutual taking off of clothes for example, & that was out of the question with her. And she just lay there like a dead fish. I like someone a little more lively. Don't tell me this is an Asian or Japanese thing ("that's their way") because I've been with many Asian women (freebies or pros) who were wild, fun, free, & enthusiastic.

Many Asian SP's (esp in an AMP) will say they are Japanese when in fact they lived there for a couple of years.

Setting up the appt was the only outstanding part of the experience. She returned all my mail promptly & we easily set an appt. She was exactly on time but left early.
 

totalnewbie

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the expedition continues.

"Methodical" describes precisely how I am approaching this new experience. I will leave the details of my planning to a future post, perhaps.

I don't like dead fish, except when it is sashimi. Given the limited choice here in Victoria for Japanese SPs (I have looked far and wide), I will probably give Niko one last attempt to contact. It's possible that my email went to her junk mail folder, as it has happened in the past.

I have used the reviews and advice given here in the PERB board, and they have been right on the money!! I just hope to catch Niko on her very good day. :(

Totalnewbie
 

yogi

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Speaking of Asians, I still want to try Jade, if she's still up there. She jumped from one agency to another, I don't know if she's still there. I don't see her on any websites now. She's had great reviews.

Give Niko a try! Maybe your chemstry will click. Normally I get along great with Asians; they tend to feel comfortable around me. I have no problem picking up Japanese tourists & students here in Portland, LOL. I've some great fuckfriends in Japan too.

No, she went to the bathroom & emerged wearing a towel. Wouldn't let me help her out of her clothes. And I wasn't mauling her or trying to tear them off, either! I was gentle.....
 
It is too bad that Victoria does have a lack of asian SPs. We are located within the Pacfic Rim....too bad we don't have more representatives in the biz from other Pac Rim countries here in Victoria.

My work use to take me to Van on a regular basis, but not anymore. Oh how I do miss those AMPs:( Wish that there was a AMP or two in Victoria. Yes you can still dream about a ESL cutie or two;)
 
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