NHL style Capital Punishment

[niteowl]

That's what I want to see or I'm willing to preside over as I saw the highlights of the lame-ass Breakaway Challenge which totally failed to impress me.


This how it will go down. It will be like the Firing Squad except it will be done with pucks.

The inventor of the challenge will put in front of an empty goal without equipment except for a goalie stick while the 'shooters' can either stand at the blue line or high in the slot and fire pucks at the net.
And if necessary tied them to the net if they move.

The next person would be Gary Butthead followed by Colin Campbell.

The squad will consist of Al Iafrate, Al MacInnis, Shea Weber and Zdeno Chara.

 

[blazejowski]

That's what I want to see or I'm willing to preside over as I saw the highlights of the lame-ass Breakaway Challenge which totally failed to impress me.


This how it will go down. It will be like the Firing Squad except it will be done with pucks.

The inventor of the challenge will put in front of an empty goal without equipment except for a goalie stick while the 'shooters' can either stand at the blue line or high in the slot and fire pucks at the net.
And if necessary tied them to the net if they move.

The next person would be Gary Butthead followed by Colin Campbell.

The squad will consist of Al Iafrate, Al MacInnis, Shea Weber and Zdeno Chara.

I like the way you think...

Bettman's such a fucking joke, it's unbelievable. The fact that he "punished" Datsyuk and Lidstrom for missing the AllStar game, and his golden boy Cindy Crosby gets away with nothing is a testament to his douchebaggery...

 

[niteowl]

Let's add Bobby Hull to the list.

And my mistake they won't just fire the pucks, it will be a full blown slap shot. Whether they do it Hardest Shot or one-timer style it doesn't matter.

The same will be done to all those who gave Butthead a job for the last 15 yrs or so. I guess they forgot he walked away from a tv contract with ESPN and signed with Versus.

 

[niteowl]

I'll add Stu Jackson,Steve Francis and Michael Heisley as targets

 

[niteowl]

Gordon Campbell. Steven Harper. George W Bush.

 

[niteowl]

From the looks of it McGuire should be added to my list as well the guy who came up with the idea to copy the NBA and make fancy moves to score a goal in the NHL All-Star weekend.

 

[Lesbian Hunter]

That's what I want to see or I'm willing to preside over as I saw the highlights of the lame-ass Breakaway Challenge which totally failed to impress me.


This how it will go down. It will be like the Firing Squad except it will be done with pucks.

The inventor of the challenge will put in front of an empty goal without equipment except for a goalie stick while the 'shooters' can either stand at the blue line or high in the slot and fire pucks at the net.
And if necessary tied them to the net if they move.

The next person would be Gary Butthead followed by Colin Campbell.

The squad will consist of Al Iafrate, Al MacInnis, Shea Weber and Zdeno Chara.

My comment consists of two words: Grow Up.

 

[niteowl]

Wow excuse me for having a little fun.