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Re: Rubin
Your first time?Fuck man,how many times you gonna tell the story of that guy giving you free"wrestling"lessons out of the back of his van!!lolChronic said:
Re: Rubin
Rubin
Nope, a '72 that had the conversion done... bolts pointing the wrong way, was all. Handy little car, hard to pick up chicks with, tho. My little '62 Ford van, now That was a shaggin waggin. Even got busy in that one when I had it up on blocks for the winter... a hairdryer for heat... yipes...Chronic said:
Rubin
My first time
I have to agree with the sensitive, romantic Lowdy on this one. Your first time should be "special" or at the very least you shouldn't be paying for it. Come to think of it, you end up paying for it in one way or another for the rest of your life. Take marriage for example, you could skip the whole process by finding a girl that you hate and just buying her a house now.
My first time was with this SUPA HOT (what else am I going to say?) chick who was 4 years older than myself. We're on one of those pull-out (pardon the pun) couches in the basement. Lots of kissing and heavy petting follwed by her hand making its way into my pants to grab a hold of my Loon. I'm already thinking to myself that I may not last very long. I take off her pants and underwear and start heading dowwn face first to "work the little man in the boat". I get close to the area and just can't proceed, the poor girls had a serious case of "bar box" ( the unpleasent odor a women gets from spending most of the night on the dance floor). I dart straight back up and start taking off the rest of clothes telling her I can't stand it any longer and I want her soooo bad. I get on top and I'm just about to penetrate when she says that I'll have to pull out because she is not on the pill. The poor girl barely finnishes her sentence, I'm in the middle of my second stroke, out comes Micro Man. Well..... the fucking embarassment, not even a full two strokes an I've busted a nut on her stomach.
Armed with a Micro Wand and the quickest release in the city you can imagine how popular I was with the ladies. I still would never trade that night for anything.
I have to agree with the sensitive, romantic Lowdy on this one. Your first time should be "special" or at the very least you shouldn't be paying for it. Come to think of it, you end up paying for it in one way or another for the rest of your life. Take marriage for example, you could skip the whole process by finding a girl that you hate and just buying her a house now.
My first time was with this SUPA HOT (what else am I going to say?) chick who was 4 years older than myself. We're on one of those pull-out (pardon the pun) couches in the basement. Lots of kissing and heavy petting follwed by her hand making its way into my pants to grab a hold of my Loon. I'm already thinking to myself that I may not last very long. I take off her pants and underwear and start heading dowwn face first to "work the little man in the boat". I get close to the area and just can't proceed, the poor girls had a serious case of "bar box" ( the unpleasent odor a women gets from spending most of the night on the dance floor). I dart straight back up and start taking off the rest of clothes telling her I can't stand it any longer and I want her soooo bad. I get on top and I'm just about to penetrate when she says that I'll have to pull out because she is not on the pill. The poor girl barely finnishes her sentence, I'm in the middle of my second stroke, out comes Micro Man. Well..... the fucking embarassment, not even a full two strokes an I've busted a nut on her stomach.
Armed with a Micro Wand and the quickest release in the city you can imagine how popular I was with the ladies. I still would never trade that night for anything.
BAR BOX!!!!!!WTF?That's too funny!It's funny how our first time tends to be with a girl who's older!!My first time going all the way was with a girl 9 yrs older than me .It was at Sunfest,the time Pearl Jam was playing(why don't they have outdoor concerts like this anymore,you're guaranteed to get laid at an event like that!)anyway,I hooked up with a beautiful blond Icelandic girl from Riverton.After a hard night of drinking,getting baked,taking in the fine entertainment,we go back to her parents' motorhome.What a night,i'll never forget that weekend,and the rest of the summer was nothing but pure carnal bliss!She taught me more in a few months,than i've ever known!Ahhhh.....those were the days!
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phoenix has nothing on these guys...
O.K. that does it you guys.
I'm complaining to the mods. There is no place on this thread for these kind of posts.
I immediately demand that the Mod setup a new section called "Hall of Fame" posts.
These Lowdeville / Chronic posts are priceless. They should be made required reading for all members and should be saved somewhere special so that everyone can learn these expressions.
That chin joke line made me sploosh out my drink.
O.K. that does it you guys.
I'm complaining to the mods. There is no place on this thread for these kind of posts.
I immediately demand that the Mod setup a new section called "Hall of Fame" posts.
These Lowdeville / Chronic posts are priceless. They should be made required reading for all members and should be saved somewhere special so that everyone can learn these expressions.
That chin joke line made me sploosh out my drink.
Re: Lowdy
Watch what you say 'bout my sis fool!We are a little off topic here,I thought they'd have moved it by now!!!Glad the mods have lightened up a bit!!!Chronic said:
