Newbie Advice?

[JACKASS15]

I'm new to this, so I was hoping to get a little advice on who my first visit should be? I'm a pretty shy guy until I get to know someone so, I'm looking for someone that's going to make me feel comfortable(not a hyper party girl), and guide me through the do's/don't etc. of the visit without attitude. Their are a lot of girls with great reviews, just wondering if any of them are especially good with newbies. Thanks

 

[trawler]

Top 13 "Newbie Handlers"

I would suggest the following:

1. Manhattanmensclub - Nikita or Leesa
2. Sinderellas - Lauren, Hunny, or Karma
3. Penthouse - Samantha
3. Venus/Kingsway/Escape - Georgia or Vienna
4. Supreme - Gigi/Sama/Robyn
5. Passions - Jacklyn/Faith

All of these Girls have patience, are friendly and will make your first experience exceptional.

Good luck Newbie.

 

[IceG]

see there goes Trawler, being all nice and polite... and here i wanted to send newbie in to book a 2 hour "special" appointment with jojo..he he.

 

[Joeblo]

No. No. No.

Come on, folks. Let's give this newbie some solid direction.

Samantha @ Penthouse, period. She'll treat you well. And you wouldn't want to go anywhere else. Trust me.

Just be yourself. She'll like anyone. Well, almost anyone.

 

[TOFTT]

Remember the days before PERB???

TOFTT's with Joeblo on this one, let's welcome a new pooner to the brotherhood:

Welcome Jackass15

Let's reach out a helping hand and get him off on the right foot

TOFTT suggests Lauren before you try Karma or Hunny

 

[Sigpig02]

Who's JoJo?

Uh thats a name I haven't seen on here. Should I be scared?

 

[littlejonny]

Dude, he's one of the two gay guys working at Venus. Enough said.

 

[Vienna]

JoJo is actually bisexual

 

[Sigpig02]

Well That Explains why

hmmm remind me to stay well away from that place!!

 

[mexman]

Gay Or BI clarity????

If your a guy and your bisexual, how does that not make you gay when your smokin' some guys bone. Declare what you are and to me they are what they are. No I'm not a shovel...I'm a spade. I've heard the guy talk and seen him struttin his stuff in the lobby and he didn't look to bi fuckin sexuall to me. Shower time!!

Mex

 

[WalterMitty]

as Andrew Dice Clay would say (to paraphrase)...

"Bisexual? What is that? Do you wake up in the morning and flip a coin...'Heads, muff city. Tails, balls across the chin?"

 

[Pan]

Interesting...

I don't expect that too many of you have any complaints when one of the girls refers to herself as bisexual...
Doesn't the Dice quote apply there as well?

 

[mexman]

Response to think about

Pan, would you rather kiss a girl that has just had some muff lunch, or have your girlfiend kiss a guy who just had a wad in his mouth? Personally, the first one will turn lots of guys up, the second will make lots of guys throw up. Pick one.

Mex

 

[Pan]

Making a Point

Pan, would you rather kiss a girl that has just had some muff lunch, or have your girlfiend kiss a guy who just had a wad in his mouth? Personally, the first one will turn lots of guys up, the second will make lots of guys throw up. Pick one.


I was just responding to what I percieved to be a double standard based on homophobia more than rational thought.
In this hobby we have contact with women who have certainly had DIRECT interface with other men's genitalia and bodily fluids on a regular basis.
But that's OK because they are heterosexual?
Ever had a BBBJ? Do you believe that you are the only one that service is provided to?
Ever wonder what went on in the session before yours?

 

[mexman]

Good Point pan

I dont know about you guys but any bbbj I've ever had from an sp didn't end up with the mouth full of cheese. That Im the only one she does it to, well thats what she said. Every girl u kiss has probably sucked a dick, most guys she kisses have never sucked a dick. (I mean a real dick). Gotta go, I just saw a black goat run past my window! Have a great weekend all u fvkers.

LMAO
Mex

 

[Pan]

Gotta go, I just saw a black goat run past my window! Have a great weekend all u fvkers.

Oh GREAT.
Now you have me worried about eating feta!
(Hey, it was YOU that brought up cheese... )

Have a good weekend, Mex.

 

[wolverine]

If you eat dick, suck dick or take dick up your ass.... you are either a chick or you are gay....
-kurrupt 1:16-

But what if you can suck your own cock?

 

[BamMargera]

Then u would never have to leave your own house.......

no more dealing with chick headaches and no more paying for it either....

Spoken like a true gentleman and scholar! lol

But I do agree with Kurrupt...If you were given that ability that is indeed the fire from the top of mount olympus, why would you even think long enough about paying for this (or anyother service)? And my other thought, would you performing a CIM on yourself constitute a snowball??? lol Sleep well with that image in your head!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[HillBilly]

With such a talent one might be able to put on some sort of paid performance to which of course the proceeds will be directed straight to pooning.

 

[TOFTT]

SOMEbody HAS to ask

But what if you can suck your own cock?

May as well be TOFTT

Now there Wolverine, no offense is intended, but is your comment:

a. Bragging

b. Wishful thinking

c. A work in progess

Dammit Korrupt, TOFTT agrees, this thread is getting better with each post