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New Year's Resolutions

Little Alex

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Mar 5, 2003
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With the last day of the old year already upon us, the celebration of New Year`s eve will be observed in as many different ways as there are personalities here on perb. VanMan`s Champagne thread and some pm`s from old friends got me thinking about New Year`s eves past and present.

It`s been the worst part of two decades since I looked forward to a New Year`s eve but this year is promising to be a time to crack open that bottle of Sparkling Shiraz and indulge in some very extended foreplay before the big event.

Why do party-goers sing Auld Lang Syne? The Celtic origins of the Hogmanay celebration provides some background. I particularly like the idea of January 2nd being an official holiday as well to aid with the recovery from a week of merry-making.

Roy Blount Jr. shares a very funny piece about the most popular misconception about New Year`s attire - the idea that many drunken revellers stumble about with a lampshade on their head.

He says "I have seen people do almost everything at a party: fall down, get naked, fight, start fires, climb out of windows, and put big wet slices of warm roast beef down each other`s shirts. But I have never seen anybody put a lampshade on his or her head. Try it, and you`ll see why. A lampshade has prongs that don`t fit the human head (might fit a cat`s, but a cat would hate it), and there are dead moths in there. Stuck to the sides. But not stuck very securely. You could breathe one into your nose".

The first New Year`s resolution I`m making is to not attempt to wear a lampshade on my head, and the second is to greet 2004 with a smile and love in my heart.

All the best to everyone! If you have some New Year`s stories to share we`d love to hear them.

 

Little Alex

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A song to bring in the New Year

All is quiet on New Year's Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day

I will be with you again
I will be with you again

Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspapers says, says
Say it's true it's true...
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one

I... I will begin again
I... I will begin again

Oh...
Maybe the time is right
Oh... maybe tonight...

I will be with you again
I will be with you again

And so we're told this is the golden age
And gold is the reason for the wars we wage
Though I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes
On New Year's Day
On New Year's Day

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