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New to vcity, very disappointed, call me mr.tofft!!

scarface_69

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Sep 7, 2013
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I am relatively new here and I have had about a lousy 15% success rate with meeting many sps here and I am very discouraged. I don't know about you but I don't like to pay a premium for a substandard product or service. And I don't call myself scarface for nothing bros, I've been scared up a lot by the bait n switchers, those street sps taking my money LOL, fucking bitches lucky I didn't want the heat from chasing them down. And even more...older than advertised, less fit and very unattractive ones posting pics of hot young chicks than anything, rather jack off to shemale porn at home bros, no joke!!! And many more unpleasant experiences prompted me to start this service.
So my mission is to be the main TOFFT man here on perb. If you found one, or more that is raising your eyebrow, doesn't have any reviews or maybe looks 2 good 2 be true or whatever. Send me in the right direction...and I will do my best to connect with the sp to conduct some "non destructive testing" :thumb: LOL of the goods and services as soon as it is possible to provide you with an accurate and informative report of my discoveries including some generalized ratings and real pics if possible to prevent you and so many others from wasting time, money and being grossly deceived.

I cant remember the "names" of most I have seen from before because I don't think I even asked. These ones CL 9211, I can't agree that the pic is 100% but none the less I preferred the "hippie" girl, she was a cute,young, busty, real chinese girl, spoke very little english(minimal conversation but it was kind of sexy to just point with my fingers or move her head and body to were i wanted, love has no barriers :) LOL) she provided a sensual and comfortable gfe treatment from start to finish, almost could imagine she was. Not a clock watcher even though it was 2am, ended up staying 15mins past with out realizing just dfk and groping before I had to leave. I usually go for an incall, which I prefer they don't know where I live or waste money on a hotel. It was relatively clean but I'm not keen on that type of atmosphere but with her doing her thing i could hardly notice anything else. Quality bbbj with raunchy sack tugging, rimming in between and a couple of digits :p wow was that something bros! Some 69 (gets real wet+++ ;)), great cow girl and cim with digits again, i was back for a second treatment the following week!
First Impression 7/10
Location 5/10
Looks 7/10
Services 8/10
Quality 8/10
Value 8/10
Would I go back again? Yes, if it's late at night, or miss her style of service


I love most types of sps and love to enjoy the unique styles and services of each sp, I am not too picky with them, just as long as they are not bbw, really unattractive or old..like 45+.
I will test almost any of them, any race, any price, at least once. I don't mind going off the beaten path with testing young, hot FEMININE tv, ts or cd, like BP DINDI or BP VIVA omg I need to try her very soon, I am openly bi as long as they don't look too manly.

I am starting on here because I am tired and I really want to help you guys out to make sure you get a good quality sp and good value since we are spending a pretty penny out there every day. Right now they have the upper hand on us because we still need to fight harder, but we can help change that and do our best to keep the quality, reliability and value of the sps out here at the best it can be and to help control the ridiculous amount of misrepresented and misleading ads out there. There are ones that have fake pics but are still pretty attractive with nice bodies, or at least cute and others that aren't, that's what I want to work on informing you about.

Lets get this started Bros!
Send me in the right direction
Scarface_69
 

screwu123

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hey scarface welcome to perb!

Do you know the name of the girl @ 9211? I personally have been looking for a big tits milf that's in shape. I've got bs'ed twice now but I'm wondering if this ad is real.

http://www.erslist.com/female-escor...pen_mind_deep_throat_golden_shower_cim-172766

Some previous reviews have reported that number has big tits escorts but apparently they have a new girl. Not sure if it's bs though and just another name.
 

Classic

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Welcome to Perb and the city in general. A noble offer of you to be a TOFTT member, that is always appreciated. Pooning is a like a diamond laden minefield isn't it - thrill of the hunt for those good ones is littered with WTF??

Best wishes.
 

scarface_69

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Sep 7, 2013
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Thanks for the welcoming wishes bros,
I can't remember the girls name but she was the shortest one there with a nice hearty rack on her, other ones were a little deficient in that area.
I will give the ad you mentioned a look and report back with a detailed analysis as soon as I can, I just have one other one in cue at the moment.

Best of luck perb bros
 
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