New Pooner Prototype

[rockyy]

Hey check out the *NEW* pooner prototype they've been developing in Toronto: Doesn't pose any nasal challenges; never makes the SP ask for the money (don't you always kinda hope they'll forget?); only makes requests once ('...I say, would you mind AWFULLY if I put my pud in your bunghole?'); and never says rude things wrapped up as compliments ('LOVE your new thong...does it come in your size?', etc.)

Whaddya think fellow pooners! Are we being phased out in favour of a flashier model?

 

[Ilovethemall]

that li'l homo?

If the nancy-boy in your post is the new prototype, we have nothing to fear. Just remember, all things from toronto are evil and cannot be trusted.

LEAFS SUCK

 

[Ricco]

i second that motion!

 

[lenny]

nasal challenges = snorting coke?

 

[rockyy]

...jays too.

yeah, the picture appears with about 10 so-called 'guidelines' for pooners on the sex workers of canada site (www.spoc.ca), but it's like they were written by some dame who's only ever had sex with donkeys. It makes the usual mistake of assuming the average male has the IQ of a house pet with attention deficit disorder. It says things 'follow the sex worker's lead, you'll have a better time' (Really? Golly, thanks for sharing...) , and other precious little turds of information. My favorite is 'Be patient when you call because the sex worker may be busy vacuuming or dusting or talking to her parents'.

I can't decide if it's the work of a demented feminist or 'just a Toronto thing' , but it sure as HELL does not do a very good job of selling sex. Maybe it´s really a joke.

And yeah, WHAT A POUF HUH???!!!

If the nancy-boy in your post is the new prototype, we have nothing to fear. Just remember, all things from toronto are evil and cannot be trusted.

LEAFS SUCK

 

[nowayjose]

nasal challenges = snorting coke?

My guess is nasal challenges (to the SP) = bad hygene on the client's part