Yup, friend from university. She was a dancer (read:stripper) and she figured a boost to her already pretty good income wouldn't hurt. She did it exactly twice. The first time the client was reasonably fit, handsome and well-mannered. The second client, to use her words, was "a walking ball of fat with a massive pustule on his left cheek."
I didn't ask if she meant his butt cheek or what.