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beagle2112

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Guys I met this woman at the airport last week

She is a total cougar - pornstar

About 40 years old - small but perky breasts - very tall - well dressed - sexy blonde hair and wow LEGS and ASS

We were walking out of the Wpg airport together and I went to get my car from the valet and we made small talk at the luggage thing..... so I said to her WANT A RIDE??? She said no because she had her car. But she said I will call you. About 15 minutes later she called and asked if I could get a room well I turned around and got a room at the Greenwood Inn.

She said she was new to the business but I would have the time of my life.

Very very professional about everything she met in my room and spent about 90 minutes with me.

Menu
DFK
DATY
BBBJ
MSOG
Cowgirl

everything except greek .... she said that greek would be possible with some notice and more $

She told me that she would see maybe 2 or 3 men per week if the situation was correct etc

Anyways if you are interested send me a PM only please.
 

Avery

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Is she a Winnipegger or a frequent visitor? And, how did she figure out you're a pooner and might be interested?
 

beagle2112

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well she was either a porn star or SP ......so I rolled the dice and asked her if she would be interested in meeting and I would make it worth her while

she lives in Winnipeg

PS....forgot to mention she squirts
 

xmy556

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OMG, I spit out my drink when I read the opening post, reminded me of reading penthouse in the good ol' days.. Beagle2112, how did you know she was an sp, and how did she figure you to be a client (aside from the tent-like bulge in the front of your dress pants, your enormous bulging wallet in your back pocket and the beads of sweat on your forehead....)

anyway, sounds like you had a great time with her.. what was the damage for the visit? (hopefully this is not another lady wanting 3 to 3.5 bills)

 

beagle2112

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her hair - skirt - lips - makeup - HEELS were all dead giveways

she looked like a porn version of a high class real estate agent ..... I had to talk to her
 
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Jethro Bodine

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Beagle you lucky dog. :thumb:
I don't know how some of you guys do it?
Maybe you give off some kind of vibe or something. If that was Jethro the story would have gone more like...

Guys I met this woman at the airport last week

She is a total cougar - pornstar About 40 years old - small but perky breasts - very tall - well dressed - sexy blonde hair and wow LEGS and ASS

We were walking out of the Wpg airport together and I went to get my car from the valet and we made small talk at the luggage thing..... so I said to her WANT A RIDE???

At that point she screamed "Leave me alone you perv and stop staring at my tits!"

Then she kicked me in the nutsack and sprayed me with mace before whacking me over the head with her carry on. Before I knew it I was waking up in the back of a cop car, my balls swollen and aching, my eyes, nose and throat stinging with mace and facing a charge of public lewdness.
:(

Cheers
 

beagle2112

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Jethro I feel like a talent scout for American Idol or something and always looking for the next great one ..... hey it could have went the other way and she could have called the cops

sorry didnt know my inbox could be maxed out
 

MRGREEN

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" hey it could have went the other way and she could have called the cops"

And you would have assuming a very different position :)

Peace
MG
 

Jethro Bodine

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Monday evening around 8:00 - ad appears to have been taken down. Saw it there this morning, but not there anymore.
She likely posted it totally unaware that Beagle was going to review her here on PERB.
When her phone and computer blew up because of the sudden influx of 100's of calls, texts and emails form all you horney deviants she ran and hid! ;)
 

MRGREEN

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Reminds me of some one called Meredith Grey from a few weeks back, an excellent review here an ad up very briefly and then poof gonzo.

Peace
MG
 

xmy556

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Hate to sound like a true Winnipegger, but what's the requested damage for this lady?
 
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