How old are those socks, man?
yup, everyone wants to know the longest you have gone
with the same pair of frayed, threadbare, full of holes,
stinking, rotting mass of fibres you call socks!
was it a backpack through Europe?
(they didn't sell socks you cheap bastard?)
on a wilderness camping trip
(you packed porn but no fresh socks?)
cramming for exams during your student days
(you hit every kegger but not one zellars for fresh ones?)
or, did you just figure no one would notice that you
were wearing the ophan brown sock with an orphan
blue sock on that job interview???
yup, everyone wants to know the longest you have gone
with the same pair of frayed, threadbare, full of holes,
stinking, rotting mass of fibres you call socks!
was it a backpack through Europe?
(they didn't sell socks you cheap bastard?)
on a wilderness camping trip
(you packed porn but no fresh socks?)
cramming for exams during your student days
(you hit every kegger but not one zellars for fresh ones?)
or, did you just figure no one would notice that you
were wearing the ophan brown sock with an orphan
blue sock on that job interview???





