Okily Dokily neighbour, here it goes!
I've gone to their Coquitlam place on Glen Drive near Lincoln Station a few times because it's close by to me. My advice is save your money. It's a hit and miss there.
B&S as I expected at the door first time I went there. They change girls or rotate I suspect, moving them different locations.
I have had varied experiences, the last one recently was the last straw!
The girl (Bobo 9326) was surprisingly younger definitely under 30, look not too shabby at all!
Thicker, curvy body, with a p.h.a.t booty although with a tummy and small yet perky titties.
I was excited at the prospect of a younger serving after spending too much damn time crocheting regularly with Aunties.
But any excitement quickly dissipated when it came to the deed. She never smiled or entertained any convo despite her English being good.
I paid for an hour, barely 5 mins in I was already being asked to finish!
SERVICE:
Lacklustre Cbj at first, jr was bored AF 2 mins into it.
DATY was on the menu, but she's an expressionless star fish! Gave up my DATY crown reluctantly, can't please them all sire!
Up next, an even lousy cowgirl, no rhythm she was just moving very fast with no direction, WTF? and also consistently telling me to bust.
OK, so I requested to switch things up to doggy. At least I get to see her jiggly northern Chinese bubble butt right? Great!
Wrong again, 5 mins in "You cum yet baby?" "Come now please".
Boy, it's like Interstellar, maybe she's on another planet and 1 hour translates to something else there?
She got tired barely 10 mins into service and wanted to finish off hj. I gave up, took a quick shower and politely left.
Body: 9 ( although chubby, definitely had phat ass!)
Face: 7
Attitude: 0
Service: 0
Return: When Hell freezes over.
Damage: 8 Greens supposed to be for an Hr = 20 mins (including pre and post shower time)
Summary: Save your money better providers out there.
In hindsight, this was my bad. I didn't hear from Mamasan when I expressed my disappointment.
It's not the first time she's taken me for a ride and ignored me after protesting.
1st time, I did 4 trips back and forth because the place wasn't ready or so she said.
She's sweet enough to get you to the door, but after that she'll just ghost you. Ugh!
I have another mamasan I usually go to for other locations.
However, I was curious to try something different this year after 2 years being dedicated to her recommendations.
At least she makes a conceited effort to get me good service, even if some of her places are micro. She actually talks with the ladies.
This place, ZERO effort. Bring your money, we take it and you can eff off!
ALSO, probably time to go back to AF, the dude there was always helpful, serves me right for branching out.
Anyway, my experiences could differ from yours, but I'd advise you to go at your own risk.
Should have listened to Doc B and stayed the phuc at home and spent that money supporting my local restaurants instead lol!