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BORKO

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Jun 3, 2013
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Hi all,

I'm looking for a regular SP, my favourites this year have been Erotic Christine and Peyton de Rose, but one is too part time and the other is too not local to match my desire for a 2 or 3 appointment a month commitment. So I am looking for recommendations for ladies that have the following qualities:

1) Tall, 5'7" or taller;
2) Slim, ideally athletic and fit, boobs can be real or fake but I like them nice;
3) Blonde, natural or not, just has to be somewhat convincing and well groomed;
4) Under the age of 30;
5) Broad service menu;
6) Local with a nice, clean, incall in the Lower Mainland;
7) Regular availability with a focus on evenings and weekends. Weekends preferred;
8) Easy to book with, via e-mail or phone, doesn't matter; and
9) Reliable, does not cancel last minute or generally on time.

Budget is up to $400 per hour.

Note: Please do not suggest Shelby Luxx or Kim Capri, I've seen them and they are really neat but I would prefer someone else.
 
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Man Mountain

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I`m going to be honest, Borko. That seems like a pretty tall order and you`ve already eliminated the two most likely contenders. I have not met the lady reviewed in the following link but am intrigued by everything that I`ve read so far. One of the members commented that she`s in "good shape" but that`s not necessarily the same as "athletic and fit", so perhaps you can investigate further.

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?188721-Jersey

Best of luck to you in your search :)
 

BORKO

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Jun 3, 2013
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I`m going to be honest, Borko. That seems like a pretty tall order and you`ve already eliminated the two most likely contenders. I have not met the lady reviewed in the following link but am intrigued by everything that I`ve read so far. One of the members commented that she`s in "good shape" but that`s not necessarily the same as "athletic and fit", so perhaps you can investigate further.

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?188721-Jersey

Best of luck to you in your search :)
Aw... Surrey though. I guess I will check it out...
 

Man Mountain

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Aw... Surrey though. I guess I will check it out...
True. I guess that's not exactly "Lower Mainland". Sorry. Is Surrey even still considered GVRD?
 

BORKO

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well, if you are looking for a long term relationship, going at least once to see for yourself seems to make a lot of sense

I found her to be a wonderful person
Hah, not quite how I'd describe it. I am just looking for reliable sexing.
 

Pacific Coast

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Jul 8, 2013
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Hi all,

I'm looking for a regular SP, my favourites this year have been Erotic Christine and Peyton de Rose, but one is too part time and the other is too not local to match my desire for a 2 or 3 appointment a month commitment. So I am looking for recommendations for ladies that have the following qualities:

1) Tall, 5'7" or taller;
2) Slim, ideally athletic and fit, boobs can be real or fake but I like them nice;
3) Blonde, natural or not, just has to be somewhat convincing and well groomed;
4) Under the age of 30;
5) Broad service menu;
6) Local with a nice, clean, incall in the Lower Mainland;
7) Regular availability with a focus on evenings and weekends. Weekends preferred;
8) Easy to book with, via e-mail or phone, doesn't matter; and
9) Reliable, does not cancel last minute or generally on time.

Budget is up to $400 per hour.

Note: Please do not suggest Shelby Luxx or Kim Capri, I've seen them and they are really neat but I would prefer someone else.
Seriously? Get a wife or a girlfriend. Or a find an SP on your own who wants that type of relationship with you.
 

Pacific Coast

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Jul 8, 2013
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Speaking from experience?

And were you going to make a suggestion or just going to say mean things?
I'm speaking from experience. if you expect a perb member to give you the gem you are looking for I think you are dreaming. Most members keep those to themselves. My suggestion is read between the lines. Sometimes one positive review and no others equals ?
 

BORKO

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Jun 3, 2013
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Sexy Fun Land
I'm speaking from experience. if you expect a perb member to give you the gem you are looking for I think you are dreaming. Most members keep those to themselves. My suggestion is read between the lines. Sometimes one positive review and no others equals ?
Spell it out for me... I'm confused now, first you say they don't exist and I should find a wife, now you're saying they do exist but perb people are all selfish and don't want to share their gem hookers? Is it because they are married to these gem hookers then? If so where can I find these hot, tall, blonde, hooker wives?
 

Pacific Coast

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Spell it out for me... I'm confused now, first you say they don't exist and I should find a wife, now you're saying they do exist but perb people are all selfish and don't want to share their gem hookers? Is it because they are married to these gem hookers then? If so where can I find these hot, tall, blonde, hooker wives?
Okay I will spell it out. Help me! I'm Borko! I don't know what a connection is with another human being! Please help me to find a girl on my terms.
 

Pacific Coast

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So... yes you decided to post on my thread to be a meanie and not contribute anything?
I was trying to contribute. You haven't read between the lines. No one on here is going to give you what you are looking for. You have to find it yourself.
 

BORKO

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Jun 3, 2013
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I was trying to contribute. You haven't read between the lines. No one on here is going to give you what you are looking for. You have to find it yourself.
Spell out exactly what you are reading in between the lines then, because you're reading between different lines than I am...
 

Pacific Coast

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Jul 8, 2013
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Spell out exactly what you are reading in between the lines then, because you're reading between different lines than I am...
You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes you'll get what you need. Instead of looking for a checklist try finding someone you get along with. Understand?
 

BORKO

Everything is AWESOME!!!
Jun 3, 2013
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Sexy Fun Land
You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes you'll get what you need. Instead of looking for a checklist try finding someone you get along with. Understand?
Uhm, I'd say the purpose of hiring escorts is to fulfill that checklist because you can pay for what you want... And since I'm basically asking for similar providers to two that already exist, then it seems that that checklist shouldn't be impossible to fulfil.

But really, it's pretty clear to me, and hopefully everyone else, that you're not giving straight answers and simply talking in vague and meaningless doublespeak to try to sound like you have a deeper meaning when you really having no meaning at all. So please take your big mean hipster trollster act to another thread.
 

iluvclam

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yah i sort of understand what PC is saying. checklists are boring. i have friends that only like a certain hair color and it while theres nothing wrong with that theres so many fantastic girls out there they miss out on because of that. and when you find that gem, who wants to spill the beans for all to see? ive found mine and shes fantastic. shes everything on your list but dark hair.
 

BORKO

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Jun 3, 2013
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yah i sort of understand what PC is saying. checklists are boring. i have friends that only like a certain hair color and it while theres nothing wrong with that theres so many fantastic girls out there they miss out on because of that. and when you find that gem, who wants to spill the beans for all to see? ive found mine and shes fantastic. shes everything on your list but dark hair.
Then not sharing kind of defeats the purpose of contributing to review boards and having a 411 section I'd think...

My suggestion is Joyful Olivia. She meets most of your criteria:

She's 5'6", very fit with nice natural tits, she's blonde and has it together, she's passes for <30. She has a broad menu and is under $400 an hour. I've inly seen her a couple times, but have never has an issue with connecting or cancellations.
I saw Joyful Olivia earlier this year, she probably has a hotter body than anyone I mentioned but service wasn't quite the same as the ladies I mentioned, nothing wrong with her and I'd recommend her to others but just not quite what I had in mind. I've also seen Mila and Taylor Fairchild and they too are really neat but not quite what I was looking for. If Mia Matters came back she'd be another candidate as well.
 
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