Need a job? Berlin's looking for a 'Brothel Tester'

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A German social network for sex workers is looking for a "brothel tester" to check the quality of the service, standards of cleanliness and safe sex practices of brothels in Berlin.

Website Kaufmich.com (which translates as "Buying Me"), a social media platform for prostitutes, clients, brothels and companies specializing in the sex industry, is seeking a university-educated man or woman to join the company's "Quality Team," Kaufmich.com told CNBC.

The website's advert says that the candidate will have to test the service, cleanliness and compliance with safe sex practices in various brothels by taking a proactive approach to their work -- that is, by having sex with various women.

The website's product manager, Ben, who preferred not to give his surname, told CNBC via email that Kaufmich wanted "to establish a quality/rating systems for brothels."

"Having a brothel in Germany is totally legal but so far there is not a quality system for them in place. We want to be the Tripadvisor for brothels. Clients on Kaufmich should be able to check the quality of brothels before there go - like you check your hotel online before you book," he said.

Ben emphasized that although the main part of the job was testing quality and standards, having sex was only "a part of the job."

Not only would the candidate have to rate the brothels on those criteria, he or she would also have to score their performance of the sex workers, which would be published on the website.

Candidates must be university-educated, preferably in business or the hotel industry and have "practical experience of several years of brothel visits." Experience of escorts is an additional advantage, the ad on Kaufmich's website says.

In addition, wannabe brothel testers must have a clean, neat appearance and health certificate, be communicative and enjoy working with people.

Fluency in German and an additional language (preferably French) is an advantage. Safe sex must be used throughout testing, the website said.

Ben told CNBC that, so far, the job had had around 150 applicants - mostly from Germany but also international applicants from Belgium and the Netherlands and also from U.K. The successful applicant will have to work in Berlin at first, he said, but would also test brothels in the whole of Germany.

"The amount is not clear yet as the candidate first need to draft test procedures etc," he said. "So the job is a lot of planning - and a bit of praxis."

Kaufmich.com is part of an international group of companies with more than 120 employees in Germany, China and Spain, "offering realistic development and career opportunities," it said.

Prostitution and brothels are legal in Germany and sex workers pay taxes and have access to health insurance and social security benefits. In January, a draft law by the German government was set to strengthen the legal protection of sex workers, Deutsche Welle reported.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102530031
 

uncleg

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That would be an awesome job for Dickson. :thumb:
Not really......as noted in another thread, Dickson is not fluent in German, plus since this would be a "secret shopper" type of of job it would probably be a better fit for a more unmemorable pooner....Badger for instance....I doubt that Dickson would be able to disguise himself well enough to not be recognized....especially when he drops his drawers....













 

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Not really......as noted in another thread, Dickson is not fluent in German, plus since this would be a "secret shopper" type of of job it would probably be a better fit for a more unmemorable pooner....Badger for instance....I doubt that Dickson would be able to disguise himself well enough to not be recognized....especially when he drops his drawers....













That .gif is amazing! Haha
 

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Not really.......I doubt that Dickson would be able to disguise himself well enough to not be recognized....especially when he drops his drawers....
Gee, uncleg, ------ are you speaking from personal experience.????.:confused:.............Did he drop his drawers in your presence ????, and if he did, did he wine and dine you with a hired band playing romantic music before you went up to his hotel suit...:D
 

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Gee, uncleg, ------ are you speaking from personal experience.????.:confused:.............Did he drop his drawers in your presence ????, and if he did, did he wine and dine you with a hired band playing romantic music before you went up to his hotel suit...:D
..........in a manner of speaking, he was trying to sell me his hotel"suit".....in his hotel suite...seems his Italian tailor got into the vino and made the suit a bit tight in the crotch for Dickson and I guess he figured if he made me nervous enough I'd just buy the suit and run..................:D
 

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Thanks guys. I appreciate the vote of confidence. No I am not applying for the job. I have enough jobs thank you very much.

Only you guys would take the one thing I enjoy and turn it onto work.

The German way is to make it very mechanical. Sex is just that sex. No emotion there.

If you know me it is about the emotion. German ladies especially Russian or eastern European ladies then to have a different view of the hobby. Pay the Euros, do the deed and get out. Kinda like the McDonald's of the sex trade. You want CIM with that?

Ladies over there have hard time if you want them to kiss you and tell you they live you. Totally different world.

Uncleg or unoh would better suited to that job.

Sorry to disappoint you guys.
 

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..........in a manner of speaking, he was trying to sell me his hotel"suit".....in his hotel suite...seems his Italian tailor got into the vino and made the suit a bit tight in the crotch for Dickson and I guess he figured if he made me nervous enough I'd just buy the suit and run..................:D
Nice catch, uncleg ------- and a very appropriate and funny reply.------LOL...:thumb:

In my original post the last 4 words said: "to his hotel suit" ----- but I meant to say "to his hotel suite".... (I have now corrected it and added the 'e'.)
 

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I should of listen better to my father when he spoke.. and learent german ... I am sure I can get by with yah. Yah. And ox du liebe. And maybe a fu dada fatsa...I used to say that when I was 2 yrs old..
All I know it not very nice word.. so I may deLet it. After some one interprets it lol
Personal . I donot find Germann that easy to read or sound out. It has some of the longest words in the world

All though just this morning I was thI king of movieING to the family village in westfalia. And learn about the our heritage. ..it is over 700 yrs.. here in victoria I have 120 yrs.
 
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Your job is to go fuck around with ladies and review them. On top of that its a job. Wow I guess by the time you finish your shift, your out of juice :)
 
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